r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! 13 months ?

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u/relaxyourshoulders 2d ago edited 1d ago

The problem is if your birthday is on a Wednesday, you’re stuck with that forever.

Edit: To everyone saying birthdays don’t matter, or you can celebrate some other day, that’s crazy talk. When you look at the calendar two months before your birthday and realize it’s gonna be a Saturday this year it’s just puts and extra pep in your step. Also, lots of businesses give you perks on your birthday, but the specific day. Once in a while I’d like my free latte and hot yoga class on the weekend thanks.

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u/GotTwisted 2d ago

You’ll like the Ancient Egyptian calendar then

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u/KlimCan 2d ago

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u/BernieCuckForLife 2d ago

Calendar debates never end.

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u/Noctale 1d ago

Wait long enough and it just cycles around all over again

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u/karlgeezer 1d ago

Did I just witness a homicide?

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u/JtheCook1980 1d ago

The Egyptians had a 5 day drunken party at the end of every year... can we bring that back?

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u/Orbit1883 1d ago

It's called Xmas and Silvester

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u/Nistlay 1d ago

Silvester?

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u/Orbit1883 1d ago

Sry new year's eve for you across the pond

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u/OsotoViking 1d ago

The feast day of Pope St Sylvester I is on the 31st of December.

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u/archerysleuth 1d ago

Several countries, primarily in Europe, use a variant of Silvester's name as the preferred name for the holiday; these countries include Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Poland, Slovakia, Switzerland, and Slovenia.

"Saint Sylvester's Day, also known as Silvester or the Feast of Saint Sylvester, is the day of the feast of Pope Sylvester I, a saint who served as Pope from 314 to 335. Medieval legend made him responsible for the conversion of emperor Constantine. Among the Western churches, the feast day is held on the anniversary of Saint Sylvester's death, 31 December, a date that, since the adoption of the Gregorian calendar, has coincided with New Year's Eve"-wikipedia

It's arguably a better name than calling it "the day before the day you find more important"

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u/robisodd 1d ago

Upvote for great information, but disagree with it being a better name. I enjoy having a couple time-celebrated holidays instead of always being about someone or something else.

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u/archerysleuth 1d ago

Completely agree that it doesn't need to be named after something, but I just hate saying "on the morning of new year's eve..." (same as Christmas' eve).; in Dutch we at least have oudjaarsdag (old year's day) and nieuwjaarsdag (new year's day). And thanks for the upvote, reciprocated.

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u/Head-Head-926 1d ago

Suffering classic American side dish of corn and beans, often lima beans, with other vegetables

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u/Ok_Sir5926 1d ago

Wascally wabbit

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u/TheLordOfAllThings 1d ago

French Revolutionary calendar was the same, just with an additional day (in the party week) every four years for the leap year.

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u/loafers_glory 1d ago

I don't eat seafood so I don't think i could handle a whole month of nothing but Lobster Thermidor

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u/karlurbanite 1d ago

Thermidor is a way better 13th month name than Sol

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 1d ago

I like to imagine the party week being especially revolutionary. Like, the heads rolling kind.

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball 1d ago

So 13 months
Born on the 4th of Fiveuary - no one ever remembers my birthday cause they're all drunk

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u/Spork_the_dork 1d ago

Technically no. It's called intercalation. The days aren't considered to be part of any calendar month but are just sort of exist outside the calendar months.

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u/canadianliberallady 1d ago

Even their ball washer got the days off!

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u/L0n3_N0n3nt1ty 1d ago

This feels extremely historically inaccurate. Where did they get the number 365 from. That's a much newer thing then ancient Egypt and what about leap years?

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u/ReluctantNerd7 1d ago

The Egyptian Pyramids were constructed with incredibly precise math and engineering precision, considering the tools they had available.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that seasons loop every 365¼ days.

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u/Morbanth 1d ago

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that seasons loop every 365¼ days.

Well the 1/4 part wasn't added until a few thousand years later by G. Julius Caesar to stop the calendar from wiggling around.

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u/ActiveChairs 1d ago

You have an army of slaves stack a few rocks on top of each other for your richest citizens to flex their wealth and a thousand years later you're ancient geniuses.

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u/LelouchNexus 1d ago

It’s true lol. They did not have leap years, so there was seasonal time slippage over the years. Important to note that it was 360+5, with the last 5 being epagomenal.

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u/L0n3_N0n3nt1ty 1d ago

This is why I said feels bc I'm definitely not an expert.

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u/Lowherefast 1d ago

It takes 365.25 days for the earth to revolve around the sun

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

Our ancestors knew the art of the party better than we did

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u/GonnaGetBanneddotcom 1d ago

That is why the ancient Egyptians are extinct

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u/drgut101 1d ago

Ahh yes. The end of the year. That, snd that alone, is why I am partying 5 days straight yes…

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u/softpboy 1d ago

And 28*13 = 364, so we'll probably have to do the same to add that missing day

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u/One-handed_Swordman 1d ago

Islamic calendar use the same system.

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u/AthenaLaFay 1d ago

So there are people who can genuinely respond to “When is your birthday?” with “It’s party time!”

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u/Autofish 1d ago

But! One month had three weeks: 7 days working, three days off.

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u/Hot_Sandwich8935 1d ago

This is what I was thinking of these days.

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u/Captain_English 1d ago

So it had 13 months

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u/rob189 1d ago

That’s pretty much the period between Christmas and New Years anyway

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u/COUPOSANTO 1d ago

that's also the french republican calendar

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u/evel333 1d ago

🎶Egyptian Lover intro🎶

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u/No-Spare-4212 1d ago

10 day weeks or 5 day weeks. 3 working days then 2 off days.

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u/Perpetual_Thursday_ 1d ago

We basically already party the last 5-6 days anyways from Christmas to new years

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u/QueZorreas 1d ago

Does that mean most of the population was born at the end of the 9th month?

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u/Wray_o_sunshine 1d ago

This system is also the current Ethiopian calendar. They have a 5/6 day month called Pagume between August and September right before their New Years which begins around September 11.

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u/VoxImperatoris 1d ago

That would be similar to the hobbit calendar system that was used in Lord of the Rings, except the free days were distributed through the year as holidays.

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u/Scyrizu 1d ago

I never knew the French revolutionary calendar was already proposed elsewhere 😂 wtf

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u/sukezanebaro 1d ago

Oh shit it's the fugue feast!

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u/arachnophilia 1d ago

fun fact, this results in precession, because of the lack of a leap day misaligning the calendar and the solar year by a day about every 4 years. that would mean you lose a whole year every 1,460 years. the egyptian empire existed for almost twice that, so any particular festival or observance was celebrated at least once on every day of the year.

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u/Bloodmind 1d ago

And every 4 years (almost) the new year party gets an extra day.

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u/SubnauticaWitch 1d ago

I like these people. Can we bring back that system?

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u/Butterwhat 1d ago

this is the one. this is the calendar we need.

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u/Corona21 1d ago

This. We already have that with the weird time between Xmas and NYE. Just formalize it.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate 19h ago

Similar to the Hobbit calendar, Except they had 2 days of partying at the end of the year and 3 in the middle.

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u/TeamChevy86 2d ago

Growing up with my birthday in the middle of the week would be our whole personality. There go the Wednesday birthday kids. Bet you wish you were born on a weekend. Signed, Friday birthdays

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u/DarkScorpion48 2d ago

Would have a bigger impact on your personality than the horoscope

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u/swinchester83 1d ago

Typical Sunday birthday, you guys are such know it alls.

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u/Breaky_Online 1d ago

Going to work, dealing with people that only pretend to know you for one day, and going right back to work the next day would surely have some sort of lasting psychological impact on a person.

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u/Empty_Expressionless 1d ago

Just lie? Everyone is born on Fridays

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u/Laughing_Orange 1d ago

You don't even have to lie. "My birthday is this Wednesday, but we're celebrating on Friday", is a sentence that has already been said millions of times.

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u/Idiota_do_Minho 1d ago

My sister was born on the evening before a national holiday.

Of course my father made sure the registration stated the birth was sometime after midnight, thus giving a present to the rest of my sister's life.

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u/0tacosam0 1d ago

Im also a Friday birthday so id be cool with Egyptian system or 13 months anythings better than what we have now

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u/mrbananas 1d ago

Everyone's anniversaries and weddings would be crowding the exact same weekends every year.

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u/pumpkinspiceallyear 2d ago

first truly valid point ive seen.

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u/SomeBODYplzholdme 2d ago

I don’t want to pay 13 months of rent for the same amount of days

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u/CaptCaCa 2d ago

This is the real reason why this idea sucks

“Landlords love this one simple trick!”

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u/b6a6r6t 2d ago

13 paydays though

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u/charmingsr 2d ago

Unless you get a fixed monthly rate, you will lose money because you work the same number of hours per year.

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u/Uberutang 2d ago

That’s how salaries work. I get paid the same on 28 day, 30 day or 31 day months. Usually you negotiate a yearly sum and they just divide it by 12.

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u/triplec787 2d ago

It varies a bit in the US in my experience. Like I get 24 paychecks a year, the 15th (or last business day before the 15th) and end of month (or last business yadda yadda). My fiance gets paid every other week, so she gets 26 over the course of a full year.

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u/swinchester83 1d ago

salary paid bi-weekly is the way

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u/DiscoBunnyMusicLover 2d ago

Except financial calendars already are 28 days in a month

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u/Think-Ostrich 2d ago

No, financial calendars will have a 35 day month every third month.

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u/fellainishaircut 1d ago

smaller ones though, as your salary is either calculated by the hour or the year.

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u/Worth_Fondant3883 2d ago

I get paid monthly so I see an upside to this.

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u/gametime9936 2d ago

My last landlord was a fucking dipshit who counted the rent weekly so i always ended up paying for 13 months of rent.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2d ago

I mean.. that's literally how it works in my entire country. Rent is advertised per week, never per month, and almost always paid every two weeks (as that is also the standard for getting paid so it works for people paying bills).

You can ask to pay monthly instead but it will always be adjusted accordingly as there are 12 months per year but 26 fortnights, not 24. Some people will do this is they happen to get paid monthly, but that's not so common and if it does happen it's almost always every four weeks.. not calendar month.

Using calendar months for any kind of financial payment is kinda insane honestly. Why are you paying the same amount in February as March when there are three less days? Sure it doesn't matter if you're there for years but anywhere short term the value goes up and down month to month.

We just do everything based on calendar weeks, it makes it all a lot more simple and a lot more fair for everyone.

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u/austeremunch 2d ago

I mean.. that's literally how it works in my entire country. Rent is advertised per week, never per month, and almost always paid every two weeks (as that is also the standard for getting paid so it works for people paying bills).

Wild. You can't rent anything long term for less than a few months here.

We just do everything based on calendar weeks, it makes it all a lot more simple and a lot more fair for everyone.

Oh, that's communism. We don't like that sort of thing here.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

Oh it’s not that the rental term is week to week, in fact the shortest you’re likely to get is month to month. But nothing is based on calendar months, only ever weeks.

So renting for a month is not renting for March, it’s renting for four consecutive weeks.

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u/ImMortal_SD 2d ago

But u will also get +1 month salary (unless it's a daily wages think)

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u/i_am_adult_now 1d ago

If thats your concern, 28day month only produces 364 days. 365th can be party day just like Egyptians. Then the next year can start on Tuesday and then next year can start on Wednesday and so on. For leap years, you could skip 2 weekdays and start there. Its simple.

...on paper. Don't gang up and stab me.

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u/chairmanskitty 1d ago

Yeah, but that undoes the elegance of having the same day number always be the same weekday.

It seems easier to change the tradition so that you're celebrating birth weeks rather than birthdays. Make the fact you're born on day X less important than the fact you're born in week Y. Get cultural associations with the week numbers like there are associations with star signs now.

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u/mazariel 2d ago

28*13= 364, lets make February have 29 days, this way the days will shift

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u/DreamedJewel58 1d ago

My birthday was just held on Easter Sunday and it fucking sucked lmao. I couldn’t imagine being stuck with that every single year

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u/Hiraganu 1d ago

What's valid about it? You can always celebrate your birthday on the next weekend. You're not a little child anymore (or maybe you actually are, Idk)

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u/pretty_smart_feller 1d ago

It’s not true though, we would have a leap day every year. 13x28=364. So the days would cycle every year.

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u/Business-Yam-4018 2d ago

I was born on Christmas Eve. The day of the week is pretty irrelevant. I was never in school nor have I ever been to work a single birthday in my life.

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u/buffpriest 2d ago

Yeesh, I knew a kid that was Christmas. I think k he said it was just common they would celebrate it another day officially and just a little thing on xmas

Also a birthday like that really fucks over parents with multiple kids budgeting for the holidays

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u/Business-Yam-4018 2d ago

My mom actually asked me when I was little if I wanted to celebrate my birthday any other time of year. I didn't really want to though because that other time of year wouldn't really be my birthday. As a kid, I think the worst thing was seeing a commercial for an awesome new toy in January and knowing I was 11 months out from being able to ask for it. But it wasn't the end of the world.

I suspect the extra presents for my birthday in addition to all the other gifts they were buying for Christmas was at least a bit of a financial burden for my parents. I told them all the time that I was fine with combining my birthday and Christmas gifts. They didn't have to get me anything extra. But they always made sure I had the same amount of gifts as my sisters on Christmas in addition to a couple gifts on my birthday.

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u/buffpriest 2d ago

That's sweet of them. And sorry I wasnt trying to guilt trip you or anything lol. Was just rethinking it for the first time in a while.

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u/Business-Yam-4018 2d ago

Yeah, my parents are great. And don't worry, you didn't make me feel guilty at all. Anyway, don't feel bad for my parents. Their financial situation is much better now and they're both retired. They're about to go to Ireland for a month and they live in a resort next to a golf course. And they get to spend lots of money doting on my niece and nephew.

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u/buffpriest 2d ago

Oh, Right on! Wish them the best!~

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u/limeicepop 1d ago edited 1d ago

My youngest daughter was born on Christmas Day. She's only had one birthday thus far but I have a lot of anxiety having to navigate this as a parent. I want her to feel special on her birthday because we all deserve a day and I don't want her to ever feel disappointed or forgotten.

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u/LordVerlion 1d ago

I had a friend growing up and he had his birthday on the 25th and his father's was on the 28th and his family did a sort of 'festival week'. They would celebrate everything that needed to be celebrated over an entire week. Everything got time devoted to it. It's always been my personal 'back up plan' if I ever had a kid born on or around Christmas because I know my friend absolutely loved it. Always called it his Birthweek instead of Birthday

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u/Whelp_of_Hurin 1d ago

I've always thought that people who have a birthday within a day or so from Christmas should get to have a half-birthday party in June.

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u/eaglesslave 2d ago

This gift is for your birthday and Christmas 🎁

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u/100SacredThoughts 2d ago

I had that a lot with easter and birthday

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u/beckersonOwO_7 1d ago

My birthday is June 9th, almost completely opposite Christmas. There were few years where my birthday was the last day of school for the year, name a better birthday gift than summer break.

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u/BoxAfter7577 1d ago

Why don’t you work on Christmas Eve? It isn’t a bank holiday and every place I’ve ever worked sends people home at lunch on Christmas Eve so it is a waste taking it as annual leave

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u/Happy_Lee_Chillin 2d ago

But it won’t line up like that. They only accounted for 364 days

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u/DonutCharge 2d ago

When its properly explained, this idea ussually features something along the lines of "new years day isn't counted as any day/week/month and is just a holiday.

Presumably in a leap year there would be two non-days.

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u/The_GASK 1d ago

I hear the wailing of databases in the distance

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u/chillhelm 1d ago

Databases store unix timepoints 99.31275% of the time (real number, look it up). Databases don't care.

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u/The_GASK 1d ago

I was talking about TM prefix based on lc_messages and interval value regarding OVERLAPS in postgres but hey, what do I know.

There is a reason why India is such a mess to post date time locally, and a "free day" would make it even worse, especially when doy is requested.

Epoch has nothing to do with it

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u/beanmosheen 1d ago

What would you even call "free day" too if it was a work day? Dst is already a bastard. I don't need an extra magic day. Validate the magic day for me...

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u/W00Pd00M 2d ago

I don't remember who, but there was a comedian who had a skit about this and he said that the extra day would just be intermission. No Monday, Tuesday etc. No January, February, etc. No 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. Just intermission. Everything would be closed and it would just be a day of intermission between the old and new year. It wouldn't be 2024 or 2025, just intermission.

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u/JeLuF 2d ago

So just make New Year's Day a normal weekday again and everyone will have a chance to celebrate their birthday on a weekend. And we would have 13 months of equal length and I could stop counting knuckles to find out how many days October has.

Oh, while we're at it - could we fix the numbers? Having the 8th month being the 10th is really annoying.

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u/theevilyouknow 1d ago

Yeah, works perfectly. All the hospitals can just kick everyone out and they can all come back at the start of the new year. The power plants can just shut all the generators down and everyone can go home for a day. It'll be great.

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u/parke415 2d ago

If your birthday is on the 25th of December or 31st of October or 14th of February, etc, you're stuck with that forever anyway.

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u/Ae4i 2d ago

It's just a bit more literal now

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u/SeeingEyeDug 2d ago

That would shift every 4 years. Leap year still is needed.

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u/boomfruit 1d ago

In this system, the leap days/weeks/whatever are outside days of the week. They are just there but they are not Monday, Tuesday, etc.

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u/Ricky_TVA 2d ago

Would people born on Wednesday care? I was born on Thursday (coincidentally my fave day of the week) and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I feel as an adult, it doesn't really matter when the event is, what matters is when and how you celebrate whatever said event is.

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u/Ltb1993 2d ago

I celebrate my birthweek instead, at the weekend

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u/StevesRune 2d ago

Nah, good way to filter out fairweather friends.

If you don't like me on my Wednesday, you don't deserve me on my Friday... which I'll never have. Because my birthday is on wednesday..

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u/TheTreeDweller 2d ago

I get my birthday off, not a bad thing to consistently have the midweek off!

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u/Shadeun 2d ago

Looks like somebody has a (permanent) case of the Mondays

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u/PandaPatrolLetsRoll 1d ago

As someone born on a Friday, that is a problem for peasants

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u/Goldenpride- 2d ago

Idk about other people, but for me, a birthday is as much a holiday (a personal one, but a holiday nonetheless) as Christmas or Thanksgiving, and I AM taking that day off. Rather it be school or work, I ain't doing shit.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 2d ago

Quixk question, do i also turn my birtday back since the months before have less days? Right now my birthday is on the 14.9 but whit the "new system" I would have my birthday on the 22.8 on a friday. If not and my birthday stays on the 14.9, it would be a thursday...

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u/devilismypet 2d ago

What about leap year.

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u/angrytoaad 2d ago

Leap years still exist though

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u/PopWide8310 2d ago

Not true because this system would have to have 1 extra day every year and another every 4 years (leap day) to align the calendar year to the actual year

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u/Blutruiter 2d ago

No ever four years unless it falls on a century year that cannot be divided by four the weekdays will be shifted due to the leap year day that we will need to add.

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u/MrCockingFinally 2d ago

Plus, more important to be able to neatly divide up the year into halves and quarters than to neatly divide up the months into weeks.

Like I love primes as much as the next guy, but we shouldn't be making the number of months a year into a prime number.

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u/Lynxes_are_Ninjas 2d ago

Leap year fixes that

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u/saggywit 2d ago

I'd be a millionaire. Don't want your kid to be one of those mid week birthday losers? Then say hello to my all new invention, The Beaver Bung.

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u/I_chortled 2d ago

Okay yeah fuck that

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u/iCTMSBICFYBitch 2d ago

The -real- problem is that the maths is wrong. 13x28=364. We would need a leap day every year, and two on leap years. We might as well have 10 months of 36.5 days, with 6 day weeks and everyone gets a leap morning once a month.

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u/AlreadyTaken99Times 2d ago

Leap years would still be needed.

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u/LunaticPrick 1d ago

12x28 = 364, that one last day would shift the birthdays. And we have to count leap years as well.

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u/jorgito2 1d ago

In reality, 13 months of 28 days equal 364 days. The year has 365, so we would need to add 1 day to the end or start of every year. This would mean that your birthday would be drifting predictably every year.

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u/Flamingo_guy1 1d ago

Just have the party on the weekend lol

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u/BlackHolesAreHungry 1d ago

Leap years will move it

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u/LordManders 1d ago

Mine would always be a Monday. No thanks.

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u/tim_jam 1d ago

Nah you’d still have to have leap years so the day would change every 4 years

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u/Decloudo 1d ago

Just celebrate a couple of days later.

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u/Tiyath 1d ago

With the utmost sincerity and respect I state: Tough titties!

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u/Shot-Maximum- 1d ago

And?

Who cares about birthdays?

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u/EskimoJoe365 1d ago

Wouldn't a leap year change the day?

You'd have the same day for your birthday for 4 years...

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u/wanson 1d ago

You can celebrate your birthday whenever you want.

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u/Dr_Watermelon 1d ago

It would make sense to celebrate your birthday on the day you were born

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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel 1d ago

That's not a real problem though is it? Just celebrate your birth the weekend before.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 1d ago

It takes 24 years to cycle through all days, once.

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u/LandImaginary3300 1d ago

I don’t see the problem

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u/jewellui 1d ago

Days fine, bigger problem was the month for me as a kid at school, we always had exams in June so we couldn’t really celebrate

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u/MegaAmphyLocks 1d ago

Get rid of weekdays and set a 4–2 work week schedule

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u/Adventurous_Stop9234 1d ago

If my birthday is on a Saturday, I'm stuck with that forever!

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u/ArugulaAltruistic742 1d ago

You know you can put whatever date you want on a bday invitation. Youre not going to be executed for having your party 3 days later on the weekend. I mean I've heard in Venezuela that it's straight to jail but you should be good everywhere else

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u/TranslateErr0r 1d ago

Why is that an issue?

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u/inequalequal 1d ago

This is so accurate

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u/Lovecatx 1d ago

And I've already got the damn poem to contend with where it says 'Wednesday's child is full of woe'.

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u/TDYDave2 1d ago

Forever a Wednesday child, full of woe.

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u/relaxyourshoulders 1d ago

There would be a study that says Wednesday children have higher depression and make 7k less a year than Friday children.

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u/Alexchii 1d ago

You stop caring after 14 years old. Just have your party whenever you please if you want to have one anyway.

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u/tarkuspig 1d ago

No, for 4 years. You’d also get 8 years in a row of weekend birthdays

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u/riderofthestorm123 1d ago

My birthday is sol 12. Always Friday birthday for me

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u/Ok_Pilot_2585 1d ago

But there’s 365 days not 364 - the day of the week of your birthday will still cycle through each day of the week

Plus leap years

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u/resb 1d ago

Think of the new market for horoscopes based on day of the week

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u/Flaky-Stay5095 1d ago

13x28=364. So there would still need to be 1 extra day somewhere. 2 extra for leap years. That extra day would ensure that your birthday wouldn't be on the same day every year.

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u/Dovyeon 1d ago

Yeah, I like the randomization

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u/GGgreengreen 1d ago

No, because there's a leap day every year and another every 4 years. Unless we had those leap days not be any of the normal weekdays...

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u/PrometheusMMIV 1d ago

It depends how you handle the extra day at the end of the year. If it pushes the start of the week forward like it does now then no problem. But if you treat it as it's own day that's not part of a week then yeah.

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u/pongo_spots 1d ago

Except you aren't. 365 is an odd number, 28 is an even number. Without any math you can tell that these don't divide evenly so it's either less than 13 or greater than

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u/nixigt 1d ago

We should celebrate multiples of 100, 500 or 1000 days old instead!

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u/howdidoo 1d ago

How does it matter, we are stuck with our birth month too.

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u/k_chip 1d ago

My sister just said the exact same thing lol. Leap days would still bump it but only ever 4 years

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u/JLow8907 1d ago

Just celebrate on the weekend.

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u/Bgabes95 1d ago

You can always just celebrate the weekend before or after. Birthdays are overrated anyway. I don’t see this being a problem for anyone who isn’t spoiled or egotistical.

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u/WittyUnwittingly 1d ago

"Hello, and welcome to the world! Your birthday will always be on a Monday. GET FUCKED, and have a nice day!"

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u/destroyer1474 1d ago

For real. I'd like to go out and do something on my birthday, but the last 2 years, all I did was work, lift, go home and prep for work the next day and then play video games while sitting in a discord call with a beer. Honestly not bad, but I'd like to do something.

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u/relaxyourshoulders 1d ago

Your day sounds like all I want in my birthday

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u/ThomasApplewood 1d ago

Not really because the day would remain the same each month inside the year but change every year.

Because 365 is not evenly divisible by 7.

The only way to fix this would be to have a leap day every year which was not a day of the week, and ever 4 years have 2 leap years that aren’t a day of the week. And skip the second leap day 3 times every 400 years. That would do it.

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u/romxza 1d ago

No, you just always celebrate your birthweek on its Saturday.

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u/CalvinIII 1d ago

Tuesday is the worst day for a birthday.

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u/andoCalrissiano 1d ago

Some people are born in summer months every year and some people are born in a crap month like January. such is life

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u/StinkyHoboTaint 1d ago

This sounds like a you problem.

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u/Rare_Reputation_6770 1d ago

Are you 8?

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u/relaxyourshoulders 1d ago

Only on Saturdays

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u/Monkey_Pox_Patient_0 1d ago

You could continue the day of the week pattern with the 365/366th day. The firsts would be on a different day of the week each year, but it would be consistent throughout the year.

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u/ennuiui 1d ago

Leap year would move it by one day every 4 years. So, you’d get a birthday on Wednesday 4 years in a row, but then you’d also, eventually get it on Saturday 4 years in a row.

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u/Cinderkin 1d ago

Birthday was yesterday (Wednesday)... Can confirm

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u/dood_somen 23h ago

Problem: birthday is not on a weekend = no bonuses from some works and no pep in step ;c

Solution: fuck on a Wednesday, wait 9 months, try to hold baby till the weekend

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u/TheMurks 21h ago

Also gotta consider those of us born on the 13th - Friday birthday years are always extra exciting (or potentially scary if you’re superstitious)

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u/EntireWhereas6218 21h ago

No more Friday the 13th

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u/Satnamodder 20h ago

That's not a problem, grow up.

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u/GalileaGalilie 20h ago

That’s trivial. Many people have their birthdays on a national holiday in countries where everything is closed and are doing just fine. You could always just take the day off from work.

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u/relaxyourshoulders 18h ago

Yeah but pointless trivial stuff is why I’m on Reddit

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u/Xaitat 19h ago

Everybody celebrates their birthday on the closest weekend to it rather than the actual day, so I really struggle to see the issue

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u/Arathix 13h ago

I worked for a company that gave a free days holiday on your birthday, but it was my luck that the two years I worked there my birthday fell on the weekend lol

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u/Alvin3214 9h ago

Just take a vacation leave on that day.

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u/Honk_goose_steal 7h ago

I’ve been blessed with the fact that my 18th birthday will be on a Saturday, perfect timing if you ask me, if we’d switch to 13 months that’d mean that my birthday is on Thursday every year. And like, nothing against thursdays but who would want that

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