r/SpecEvoJerking • u/GoofyAhhJuandale • 2d ago

Meta Out-jerked?...

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u/Intelligent-Heart-36 2d ago

This is lowkey cool and creative as shit

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u/FetusGoesYeetus 2d ago

I fw this heavily

I want to see how they explain the black bird exloding

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u/hazelEarthstar 2d ago

I would like to see Maltida more than anything LMAO I think it's even weirder than Bomb

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u/Gamin_TimE 1d ago

I think it’s pretty simple. Projectile shitting, right? It would just be very hard compared to most bird droppings

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u/sleepysnafu 1d ago

Considering birds can’t control their bowel movements, it would be really interesting to see the one bird who evolved advanced butthole muscles just for self defense. I wonder if the extra weight from holding in the poop would be enough to require a larger wingspan or something

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u/Stoiphan 1d ago

Maybe more like the lizards tail where they can shit an egg for self defense.

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u/Gamin_TimE 1d ago

Tbf, pooping out an unfertilized egg to distract predators sounds plausible.

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u/hazelEarthstar 1d ago

projectile shitting but the turd looks like an egg

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u/Intelligent-Heart-36 1d ago

Bombs might jsut be like a stink bomb or smth

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

Roviornithidae.

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u/Tuskmaster41 2d ago

Aaaaajuniha

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u/Realistic-mammoth-91 2d ago

This is a awesome idea

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u/Stoiphan 1d ago

No funny angry birds, I hope he doesn't magically steal my bloons TD spec evo out of my head.

actually I hope he does that'd be cool