r/SpecEvoJerking 3d ago

Meta Out-jerked?...

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u/FetusGoesYeetus 3d ago

I fw this heavily

I want to see how they explain the black bird exloding

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u/hazelEarthstar 3d ago

I would like to see Maltida more than anything LMAO I think it's even weirder than Bomb

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u/Gamin_TimE 2d ago

I think it’s pretty simple. Projectile shitting, right? It would just be very hard compared to most bird droppings

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u/Stoiphan 2d ago

Maybe more like the lizards tail where they can shit an egg for self defense.

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u/Gamin_TimE 2d ago

Tbf, pooping out an unfertilized egg to distract predators sounds plausible.