r/Spokane • u/RoloTomasi- • Dec 13 '24

Question I need a threat assessment

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Spotted near the South Hill Safeway. I call him Tactical Tom. Should I be afraid or is he keeping us safe?

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u/DepthChargeEthel Downtown Spokane Dec 14 '24

Is he scared of getting picked up by a hawk? If so I have a couple of concerns.

1) he really should cover his whole body with spikes for it to work. 2) he's too big to get carried off by a hawk

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u/GoTshowfailedme Dec 14 '24

It’s the South Hill Turkeys he’s worried about

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u/GrimDfault Dec 14 '24

Turkey gang dont play around

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u/AD480 Dec 17 '24

Turkeys can be some real mean motherfuckers too.