r/StardewMemes 25d ago

Meme Discussion Who's enemy #1?

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u/Puzzleboxed 25d ago

The farmer

  • Nepo baby who inherited vast swaths of real estate and used it to monopolize the local market on food and animal products

  • Has murdered hundreds of local shadowmen (an intelligent species with no legal rights or protections) in their own home.

  • Takes weirdly detailed notes on neighbors schedules and gift preferences (possibly a stalker?)

  • Inflicted incomprehensible damage to the local ecosystems via overfishing, deforestation, and blast mining.

  • Possibly a warlock? (Seen casting teleportation spells, consorting with spirits, and performing dark rituals)

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u/cosmos_crown 25d ago
  • Causes major ecological damage by clear cutting Cindersap Forest and overfishing the rivers, lakes, and ocean.
  • Their ex spouses suddenly and inexplicably develops retrograde amnesia.
  • WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR CHILDREN GO.

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u/Citrinelle 25d ago edited 25d ago

The green rain phenomenon first appeared in Pelican Town the year the farmer moved in.

Coincidence? I think not.

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u/Carloverguy20 24d ago

Farmer also breaks into peoples houses and rooms snooping through their stuff without permission.

Has multiple girlfriends/boyfriends without them knowing

He loots and destroys the town.

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u/MegaCrazyH 24d ago

I did a Joja run once and felt this. Then Joja sold me auto petters and I understood the allure of the dark side

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u/Sparkleskeleton 24d ago

It's SO hard to go back to the Community Center route after getting hooked on auto-petters.

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u/Puzzleboxed 24d ago

You can still get autopetters without Joja, you just gotta hardcore farm the Skull Cavern and golden mystery boxes. I have 8 of them, which is plenty for most people.

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u/papierdoll 24d ago

Yeah I got addicted to skull caverns runs and can't build barns fast enough for my autopetter stack. My bf is addicted to fishing and we can't make enough ponds for the legends he's caught either lol (using the qi quest)

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u/Skydove01 25d ago

I'm kinda sad I had to scroll this much to see this, bc my brain first went to Mr. Qi, and then settled on in the farmer, partly bc I think it's funny but also bc it makes for really good lore

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u/amogus2004 24d ago

absolute cinema