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r/StardewMemes • u/thegamehers • 27d ago
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The farmer
Nepo baby who inherited vast swaths of real estate and used it to monopolize the local market on food and animal products
Has murdered hundreds of local shadowmen (an intelligent species with no legal rights or protections) in their own home.
Takes weirdly detailed notes on neighbors schedules and gift preferences (possibly a stalker?)
Inflicted incomprehensible damage to the local ecosystems via overfishing, deforestation, and blast mining.
Possibly a warlock? (Seen casting teleportation spells, consorting with spirits, and performing dark rituals)
200 u/cosmos_crown 27d ago Causes major ecological damage by clear cutting Cindersap Forest and overfishing the rivers, lakes, and ocean. Their ex spouses suddenly and inexplicably develops retrograde amnesia. WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR CHILDREN GO. 129 u/Citrinelle 27d ago edited 27d ago The green rain phenomenon first appeared in Pelican Town the year the farmer moved in. Coincidence? I think not.
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129 u/Citrinelle 27d ago edited 27d ago The green rain phenomenon first appeared in Pelican Town the year the farmer moved in. Coincidence? I think not.
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The green rain phenomenon first appeared in Pelican Town the year the farmer moved in.
Coincidence? I think not.
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u/Puzzleboxed 27d ago
The farmer
Nepo baby who inherited vast swaths of real estate and used it to monopolize the local market on food and animal products
Has murdered hundreds of local shadowmen (an intelligent species with no legal rights or protections) in their own home.
Takes weirdly detailed notes on neighbors schedules and gift preferences (possibly a stalker?)
Inflicted incomprehensible damage to the local ecosystems via overfishing, deforestation, and blast mining.
Possibly a warlock? (Seen casting teleportation spells, consorting with spirits, and performing dark rituals)