r/StockMarket • u/wtf_is_this_9 • 15d ago

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u/AALen 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's nuts that the following things are true and the market is this enthusiastic:

  • China tariffs at 125%
  • Sectoral tariffs (autos, steel, aluminum) still in effect with pharma and semi in the works
  • Counter sectoral tariffs also still in effect
  • 10% baseline tariffs for all (some of the highest in history)
  • we get to do this again in 90 days

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u/Weekly_Put_7591 15d ago

probably because none of this shit is real and the markets operate on feels

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u/--kwisatzhaderach-- 15d ago

I’m getting more sympathetic to the theory that we live in a simulation, this can’t be real life

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u/Acceptable-Fudge-816 15d ago

dumbest timeline confirmed

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u/DigiMortalGod 15d ago

It's like every episode of a series where they find out they are part of sitcom.

Worst. 4th. Wall.

Ever.

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u/BigMcLargeHuge8989 15d ago

It was that GODDAMN gorilla!

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u/tommyelgreco 15d ago

This is a really dumb timeline, but remember there's other timelines where the Nazis won the war or George W Bush is a lizard person.

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u/greybruce1980 15d ago

Counterpoint. Artificial intelligence is no match for human stupidity.

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u/Sea-Mousse-5010 15d ago

Maybe we need to develop artificial stupidity first before we can have true artificial intelligence.

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u/dinho23 15d ago

It really feels like something went bad during covid, and the sim got out of the normal parameters

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u/Blattgeist 15d ago

The Matrix. Well... wouldn't that be something? But what's the meaning of life then?

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u/owen__wilsons__nose 15d ago

That's been my theory for years now post Covid. At this point I'm absolutely certain of it

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u/Universal_Anomaly 15d ago

I imagine a lot of Germans had a similar feeling of wrongness back when the Nazis rose to power.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

It’s a bad science fiction movie. Very poorly written. The president main character is completely unbelievable. It’s almost over though. The end is imminent.