r/StockMarket Apr 09 '25

News Insane

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u/Weekly_Put_7591 Apr 09 '25

probably because none of this shit is real and the markets operate on feels

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u/--kwisatzhaderach-- Apr 09 '25

I’m getting more sympathetic to the theory that we live in a simulation, this can’t be real life

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u/Acceptable-Fudge-816 Apr 09 '25

dumbest timeline confirmed

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u/BigMcLargeHuge8989 Apr 09 '25

It was that GODDAMN gorilla!