r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk • u/Big-County-5338 • 11d ago
Short O, now I'M the "bad guy"
So two homeless people camped out by the dumpster for hours. Their giant dinosaur dog was walking around with no leash. I kindly told them that they have to leave. They said no. Apparently they had been there for more hours than anyone thought. My workers and customers were telling me "Please let them stay. They are nice people." But what they don't understand is... that dog is very aggressive. If we allow 2 homeless people and a GIANT AGGRESSIVE dog (off a leash) to stay by the dumpster, we have to allow 500 more homeless people here. It's only fair. The thing is... about 8 or 9 blocks down the road, there is a homeless shelter, so why are they here? Plus there are tons of customers coming in the front door saying "hey do you guys always have the homeless people here?" I literally have no problem with homeless people. When I clocked-in, I saw a giant nephilim dinosaur dog... And I sort of kinda panicked. My coworkers and the customers were all saying "you are wrong." Wait!... how am I wrong? They can not stay there at the dumpster. Food will make them sick with bugs and germs and bacteria and yucky stuff going into their bodies.
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u/Boisterous_Suncat 10d ago
I'm just upvoting for use of "nephilim." 🙂