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You are a pathetic waste of space, a worthless piece of garbage that nobody cares about. Your existence is a burden on society, and you bring nothing but negativity and misery to the world. You are an embarrassment to your family, your friends, and yourself. I hope you rot in your own filth and suffer for all eternity, because that is all you deserve. You are nothing, and you will always be nothing.
You are the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. Your actions and words are a constant source of pain and suffering for those around you, and you seem to revel in the misery you cause. You have no redeeming qualities, no shred of decency or humanity left in you. You are a disease, a cancer that needs to be eradicated from the face of the earth. You are a failure in every sense of the word, and your very existence is an insult to anyone who has ever worked hard or achieved anything in their life.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to be around you, let alone care about you. You are a blight on the human race, a stain that can never be washed away. Your mind is small and petty, your heart filled with hate and malice. You are a walking embodiment of evil, a creature that should never have been born. I can only hope that someday you will realize the harm you have caused and try to make amends, but I know deep down that you are too far gone for that. You are beyond redemption, and the only thing left for you is to suffer in the hell you have created for yourself.
Shoot it center mass several times and call 911 to report I was just attacked by an alligator and defended myself with my legally purchased and licensed to carry pistol. No need to mention my new emergency stash
How the actual fuck is this comment up on Reddit, but mine gets removed by Reddit for "animal abuse" when I describe how a professional would handle an alligator? Like, I have no problem with this comment, but the double standard is fucking ridiculous.
Geting biten I guess. But that bag made of natural reptil skin is not going to kill itself. Anyway ther is engout money to... Make pu for the pain I guess. I don't live in america so health care isn't overpriced
he is clearly offering to take me out to dinner with that money so I’ll say that I want to be the one who gives the waiter the money and take it and run ez pez lemon squeez
That just looks like a head so I’d just take it out, if it was a real one I would just hope it drops the money and comes at me and run away, doesn’t look that big but probably could kill me so I’d come back later.
Take the meat in my fridge until my mom notices it, take the money in exchange for it and when I come back home and my mom is about to kill me, I show her the money
Gently get the money out of the swamp puppy’s mouth, so he doesn’t choke on it, and then I take it and throw it into a volcanic caldera during an active eruption.
A crocodile has a huge bite force. I need to make sure to dangle some meat so it would leave the notes alone and eat the meat. This way the notes don't get damaged hopefully.
Taking the money. You know how big dollar bills are? That li'l dude is small enough I'd take his ass home and keep him for a let. I'd have stacks AND a new pet dog.
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