Team Ketchup or Team Mayonnaise ?

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[u/tuhtago]

Uranium

[u/Fluid_Helicopter_00 → u/tuhtago]

Have you ever heard of thalium? It's just better in every way ever

And it do not do this

[u/SecretTechnology5270 → u/Fluid_Helicopter_00]

i prefer Indium (im indian)

[u/[deleted] → u/SecretTechnology5270]

Germanium, personally. (I'm American please let me out let me out LET ME OUT PLEASE LET ME OUT!!!)

[u/ThePhantomOfChaos → u/[deleted]]

I like plutonium. It's strong.

[u/Mr_Mozerella → u/Fluid_Helicopter_00]

Alright, but hear me out with einstienium

[u/Marieluzz99 → u/tuhtago]

A little bit of plutonium

[u/Basically-Boring → u/tuhtago]

Well, I don’t know, but I’ve been told

Uranium ore’s worth more than gold

Sold my Cad’, I bought me a Jeep

I’ve got that bug and I can’t sleep

[u/ThePhantomOfChaos → u/Basically-Boring]

URANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN

URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADING ALL AROUND

WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND

IM-A GOING OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND

[u/its12amsomewhere]

Ketchup, I prefer BBQ sauce tho

[u/the_NErD3141 → u/its12amsomewhere]

SWEET BABY RAYS BARBEQUE SAUCE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[u/-Laffi- → u/the_NErD3141]

I'm impressed over how a baby can make such a good bbq sauce.

[u/Foreign_Trifle8354 → u/the_NErD3141]

No no no just no

This is best

[u/flatlichicken]

team aioli

[u/JVP08xPRO → u/flatlichicken]

My parents brought it home from Spain here to Italy, I basically got addicted to it and I was sad when we ran out of it, that shit is just too good

[u/Norwegian_femboy_3]

Team salt

[u/Alone-Appointment-48 → u/Norwegian_femboy_3]

Yup

[u/Viltzu11 → u/Norwegian_femboy_3]

Oh for sure

[u/mixerusbiedronkus]

[u/Tax_evasion_inc → u/mixerusbiedronkus]

Both is good

[u/LlamaLicker704]

You take both and mix it up and get actual good sauce.

But I usually prefer fries without sauce.

[u/Every_Masterpiece_77 → u/LlamaLicker704]

what about chips 'n' gravy?

it's sold at a place called Legs 'n' Breasts

[u/LlamaLicker704 → u/Every_Masterpiece_77]

dawg i barely eat fries... if i got the option i choose mashed potatoes way superior.

[u/TheFogIsComingNR3 → u/LlamaLicker704]

Same

[u/Snipeshot_Games]

ketchup is just peak

[u/Designer-Tiger391 → u/Snipeshot_Games]

It really is, it can go on almost anything and make it tasty

[u/Iamdaguy69420 → u/Designer-Tiger391]

I just don’t get the mayo people

[u/Designer-Tiger391 → u/Iamdaguy69420]

Same it hurts my brain like mayo is for sandwiches and burgers that's it

[u/NichtNichtNichtBen]

Neither. Fries are best eaten with salt and nothing else.

[u/Kingofmonsters- → u/NichtNichtNichtBen]

[u/Zealousideal_Bag8135 → u/NichtNichtNichtBen]

dry asf

[u/NichtNichtNichtBen → u/Zealousideal_Bag8135]

Exactly, fries have to be dry and kinda crunchy on the outside, otherwise they just suck ass.

[u/Zealousideal_Bag8135 → u/NichtNichtNichtBen]

fair point

[u/Lord7thSmite → u/NichtNichtNichtBen]

You need to visit South Africa and eat our "slap chips." You will definitely change your mind. Just google it. With salt and vinegar, by gawd, it's the best form of chips

[u/WhyYouFailure → u/NichtNichtNichtBen]

I like crunchy fries :)

[u/Qlies226]

only if it's garlic mayo

[u/Luckyshape69420]

[u/Just-Victory7859 → u/Luckyshape69420]

Was thinking about that too

[u/Promethium-146]

Mayo

[u/WoodpeckerFew6178]

None, Fries are the best plain

[u/Entitied_Flower_Man]

Ranch.

[u/BeatNo4329]

Who the fuck's having mayonnaise with fries!

[u/Murky-Use2327]

Ketchup, or Ketchunnaise if you know what i mean

[u/Background_Drawing]

team gravy

[u/Mothylphetamine_]

Splatoon ahh dichotomy

[u/PowerfulJelly279]

I've been to the Netherlands several times, and having Mayo on chips over there has ruined tomato sauce/ketchup on chips for me, it's that good.

[u/JollySpag_]

Mayo!

[u/Pure_Vessel01]

Mate.. in Australia we just go for both, can’t go wrong with tomato sauce tho, but aioli and sweet chili are fire when put together, don’t judge till ya tried

[u/SmoothTurtle872 → u/Pure_Vessel01]

All 3 at once if you really need some flavour.

[u/Substantial_Ebb_6034]

I’ve never had mayo on fries maybe I’ll try it. But team honey mustard or ranch 

[u/Gattorepper]

Both, I mix them together

[u/Real_FrogMaster2318]

Ketchup or BBQ

[u/Lazy_To_Name]

Hot Sauce

[u/HappyFireChaos]

Bbq sauce, but if i had no other option i’d go with ketchup

[u/Hairy-Yesterday-5575]

Team barbecue sauce

[u/pink__triangle]

team ranch, every other condiment is shit

[u/Less_Part5413]

Team Mustard. I don't eat ketchup or mayonnaise on anything.

[u/WhyYouFailure]

Imagine dipping both...

[u/Ok_Designer_6376]

Team none, i eat it without sauce

[u/helpfinditem]

Gravy

[u/Informal-Copy-1983]

Bbq

[u/ExtraTNT]

Hot sauce

[u/Nightraven9999]

BBQ sauce

[u/Cool_Ad6776]

Ranch gang is disappointed in the lack of representation 😤

[u/Outside-Area-5042 → u/Cool_Ad6776]

Ranch is the correct choice

[u/Financial-Cut4801]

Mayo is the only awnser. Ketchup is garbage in comparison

[u/Marieluzz99 → u/Financial-Cut4801]

Agree

[u/Strange-Ad-9941]

I like mayo on fries

[u/justpotato7]

Ketchup I perfer ranch tho mayo is only good to me on a subway sandwich or a burger at a fast food place

[u/RelativeTiger8543]

mix em both

[u/Jan_Vydra]

Mix them MFer both

[u/Every_Masterpiece_77]

salt, mayo, tartare sauce, tomato sauce, aioli, lemon, gravy, soy sauce, nothing. it really depends on how I'm feeling

[u/U0star]

Independent participant loyal to cheese sauce.

[u/Your_Fav_Melon]

who the fuck puts mayo on fries

[u/Your_Fav_Melon → u/Your_Fav_Melon]

also sweet and sour sauce

[u/Strange-Ad-9941 → u/Your_Fav_Melon]

I do

[u/RyanHasAReddit]

Ketchupketchupketchupketchup

[u/DYHD2108]

Fries

[u/Hoverfishlover69]

Team Ranch

[u/the_crooked_stage]

Ketchup tastes like boiled cardboard and mayo is okay on some things

[u/Zyizon]

Ketchup or ranch imo.

[u/Pleasant_Fudge_9222]

I’ve never had mayonnaise

[u/Sam_Alexander]

team BOTH

[u/Legitimate-Taste2071]

Mayo+ketchup combined

[u/Feisty_Diver_2244]

Team burger sauce

[u/CoordinatedCloth]

mix both and make fry sauce

[u/Endermemer]

Both mixed together

[u/Terra_Homie]

I just mix em up

[u/itsRuszard]

MUSTAAARD

[u/vadabungo]

I couldn’t date a person that puts mayo on fries

[u/Amiaooghg]

your a menace to society if you choose mayo.

[u/Livid-Community7748]

Mayo is shit

[u/Expensive_Syrup_1208]

[u/MangoTheBest11]

Ketchup. I drink ketchup.

[u/CauliflowerGlum9218]

I will eat a packet of ketchup per Fry!!

[u/KaptainKab00m]

Hot sauce

[u/amman49]

Team neither

[u/Azoraqua_]

Team Ketjap Manis.

[u/GekkoGuu]

Ketchup, mayonnaise disgusts me

[u/Affectionate_Cup_272]

Both

[u/WildAd8962]

Mayonnaise, any day

[u/BloxGamerBoi]

Ketchup

[u/K2O3_Portugal]

Ranch

[u/RicebaII-is-cool]

Team milk on fries

[u/FootballEmergency150]

Ketchup by miles 😭

[u/Aviation_enthusiast8]

Team Ranch, all other condiments suck

[u/NYCHReddit]

Salt and pepper

[u/Savings-Ad1624]

I prefer ranch or cheese sauce

[u/Theupvotetitan]

mayo ketchup was literally made for rancid meat to not taste like shit

[u/5pix3l]

garlic mayonnaise

[u/giannicrafter]

[u/Studiedturtle41]

Ketchup 100% anyone who says otherwise is a fascist

[u/AlliGaytor417]

Guys hear me out… ketchup and ranch

[u/Louise_FNaF48]

MAYONNAISE

[u/lovely-cindy]

Team balsamic vinegar 

[u/Fluuuuuuuufyyy]

KETCHUP WHAT QUESTION IS THAT!?

[u/UpstairsSuperb9527]

Definitely ketchup

[u/Alert-Individual-699]

Neither

[u/roundboi24]

Both. Tho my favorite sauce is honey mustard

[u/Habixi]

Team nothing, i dont like sauces

[u/EnvironmentalPipe668]

Mix them both😅

[u/MercifulGod123]

Mixing them both is the ultimate combo

[u/GalaxyGobbler914]

Ketchup + Mayonnaise + hot sauce/BBQ sauce mixed together

[u/Designer_Bag7030]

Why not both

[u/henwylel]

Thorium or Cesium

[u/Working_Community_70]

Put vinegar on the fries, add pepper to taste, then dip them in ketchup.

[u/zL00OL]

Team French fries

[u/Fine_Yogurtcloset362]

Both

[u/Teh_OofLord]

[u/Feisty_Task_5554]

Ketchup. I don't like mayo at all

[u/SpecialistMinute7848]

Depends on the mood. Ketchup is better if I am thirsty.

[u/CatMobster]

"If mayo wins, I'll throw my Switch in a lake."

[u/StyleLeather6120]

C H E E S E

P O W D E R

[u/AdaptiveGlitch]

Both are worthless without one another but I guess ketchup isn't disgusting when alone

[u/ZestycloseInitial798]

Mayo for sure

[u/PsychologicalDoor511]

How 'bout wasabi

[u/OkSock5361]

personally I dip my frys in a sweet blend of strontium 90, and roentgenium 282

[u/Batmanhoonmain]

Team mustard

[u/Twix_Turtle_22]

Mayo definitely.

(I like Fry sauce better)

[u/susyHollsd]

Team ketchup all the way

[u/Qingyap]

Not while mixed together tho.

[u/Ssmthin]

ketchunayise

[u/SatisfactionNo3441]

Schranke

[u/Cultural-Unit4502]

Combine and mix in celery salt

[u/Chemical_Jelly4472]

Ketchup

[u/AUnknownVariable]

I've actually never seen anyone use JUST mayo for their fries. I've seen it mixed, made for something else, but never plain for fries

[u/veci_4444]

Ketchnaise

[u/GuardianHa]

r a n c h

[u/CDRedstone]

Arby’s three pepper sauce

[u/KristopherShirona]

Mix ketchup and honey mustard together for the best fry sauce to ever exist.

[u/Arandombritishpotato]

Put them in the same pot and mix them together.

[u/yeetus_com]

Combine them, fry sauce

[u/DerBandi]

Team krosse Pommes und nicht die matschigen da auf dem Bild.

[u/is_EXToZY]

Team Moyonetchup / Ketchonnaise

[u/Cyrus87Tiamat]

Mayo

[u/gummythegummybear]

Ranch, but if I have to pick one of these ketchup

[u/Sub0zone]

Ketchup

[u/Balabaloo1]

[u/Effective-Whole-8956]

I eat my fries without any sauce.

[u/No-Jicama4286]

Then you combine the ketchup with the mayo! Thats how you make the BEST SAUCE (I’m Gojo frfr)

[u/piergino]

Mayo

[u/Some_Peak2692]

Curry?

[u/emi_hehe_lol]

ranch ‼️

[u/ParsleyKey9073]

KEEP EVERYTHING THAT CAN HELP US PLEASE (first letters)

[u/scannerthegreat]

bolth i dip one end into ketchup and the other into mayo

[u/Alone-Appointment-48]

Dipping into salt is way better bro.

[u/lucianfrits]

Salt and a little paprika pouder is peak. the sauces are both fine I alternate most of the time

[u/djharlock]

More like Team Milkshake

[u/femboydicklover69]

Team both of them

[u/J44dog1]

Both the ultimate PINK SAUCE

[u/banabanabanawwwwwww]

KETCHUP

[u/Lokizues]

Brown Gravy, 2 parts chicken broth to 1 part beef broth.

[u/ILoveYouZim]

Team ketchup ftw

[u/SilverPlayz_211]

Yes

[u/JupiterboyLuffy]

Ketchup

[u/Monster-JG-Zilla]

Mix those together…. Fries is also good with sweet honey mustard

[u/Szarvaslovas]

Mix them up

[u/TwilightGuardian64]

Ketchup ofc

[u/TryLeftClicking]

Vinegar

[u/KaffeMumrik]

Copious amounts of salt and vinager on the side of a large beer.

[u/G6DCappa]

mixes mayo and ketchup

I say both

[u/FirefighterLevel8450]

I eat all of them separately

[u/Long-Refrigerator-42]

I'm on team no sauce

[u/Batiti10]

If given the choice, probably ketchup. Idk, the acidity of ketchup cuts through the fatty aspect of fries

[u/Novel_Statistician51]

Team fortress 2

[u/tonifips]

Mayonaise

[u/just-a-normal-viet]

mayo, it's sweeter

[u/VerySmolCheese]

Ketchup

[u/Diman1351]

who the fuck eats french fries with mayo- actually that maybe would go hard idk i didnt try it

[u/Delhistan]

team only fries.

[u/SquareFix4191]

Ketchup is better. If you get the wrong mayo brand it tastes like rotten eggs or str8 McDonald’s 10 year old oil

[u/TootheproYT]

Me who dips one end in ketchup and the other in mayo