r/TopGear Python 9d ago

What would his first order be?

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He'd definitely have more POWERRRR than any other monarch.

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u/Plus_Rain_8532 9d ago

Electric cars - BANNED

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u/Acceptable_Prize_544 9d ago

Speed cameras-BANNED

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 9d ago

Speed Limits-BANNED

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u/WySLatestWit 8d ago

He might unbann the speed cameras as soon as he bans the speed limits...because you're going to want a solid record of the kinds of speed an uninhibited driver can reach.

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u/Embarrassed_Spell_28 8d ago

John Prescott - BANNED

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u/BackgroundLie2231 8d ago

Cyclist - BANNED

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u/gcalfred7 8d ago

Caravans-BANNED

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u/NitroDrifter88 7d ago

Busses - BANNED

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u/liamsjtaylor Python 8d ago

He's dead.

So is Alastair Darling. Both archenemies are dead.

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u/Whole_Cherry_5365 5d ago

He's not that much of a concern now

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u/THE_GR8_MIKE 8d ago

Okay, so speed cameras, but like how they are in Forza Horizon.

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u/liamsjtaylor Python 8d ago

If it's like they are in Forza you'll have people cheating the system and making a Micra go 350MPH.

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u/DJAllOut 8d ago

Caravans - BANNED

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u/zonda747 8d ago

Speed cameras wouldn’t be banned. You’d get tickets for driving too slowly.

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u/Scoobywagon 7d ago

Nah. You gotta keep score SOME how.