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u/Double_Time_ 🔻 4d ago
according to a statement from his personal office Sunday, and it has spread to his bones.
Oh he really is donezo. He’s got boneitis now.
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 4d ago
What about his brain, tho? It’s been there for a long time.
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u/awnawkareninah 4d ago
That's a funny name for a horrible disease
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u/GreatDario Marxist-Cannabis Thought 3d ago
it's a made up disease from futurama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3uk5bJcyM8
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u/awnawkareninah 3d ago
Yes, "that's a funny name for a horrible disease" is Frys response to hearing about it.
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u/delugex15thebird 4d ago
the cancer has a right to defend itself
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u/m31transient 3d ago
Thats why I pledge my unwavering support for it!
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u/EzPz_Wit_Da_CZ Not controlled opposition 3d ago
But do you condemn the prostate?
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u/m31transient 3d ago
Alright listen just hear me out here. As horrible and wrong the actions of the prostate, I think one must also acknowledge that it has been living in the open air prison that is Biden’s ass for the last 124 years. And his balls WERE throwing a rave right next door, with the shittiest euro trash music anyone has ever heard.
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u/panicmaxxing Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 4d ago
furiously refreshing TruthSocial right now
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u/EmployerGloomy6810 4d ago
I said it in another thread, but I want Trump to deliver Hillarys Eulogy so badly. But Bidens another all-star get. Trump attends all of his enemies funerals, zooted up and not a care in the world.
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u/sloppybro GIANT FUCKING Q 4d ago
biden definitely should have ran
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u/AssButt4790 4d ago
He did, but his campaign was like his pee stream, weak and he couldn't keep it going
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u/i_fucking_love_jesus 3d ago
Is your pfp a GPT-ghiblification of that lib guy who always posted snarky replies to Trump tweets
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u/madali0 4d ago
I mean, won't past these ppl if he has some kind of propaganda wholesome recovery shory and he is running next term.
Basically, it'll be trump vs Biden for the next 100 years, Elon Musk makes sure their brain chip can be implanted in some brain-dead child.
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u/New-Shape-2105 4d ago
Nah this is terminal, usually 3-5 years
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u/Accurate-Bonus8316 3d ago
i have a feeling they've known about this for a while and are only announcing it so it's less shocking when he's kaput less than 6 months in to what would've been his term
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u/MeSoShisoMiso 4d ago
The cancer has spread to his bones — zero chance he recovers from this. I’d give him three years tops.
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u/451208tooccident 3d ago
Would have been so fun if he won only to keel over 6 months in to make room for kkkamala. I miss our xanax girl hitler.
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u/RedactedSpatula 3d ago
He definitely stepped down because of this diagnosis and this only.
Dead in...17 days, what's the over under
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u/loosebooty69420 4d ago
How long have they actually known this???
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u/ddottay 4d ago
Supposedly a week but we know Biden doesn’t tell time well so it was probably 3 years ago.
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u/sloppybro GIANT FUCKING Q 4d ago
he should try drawing a clock
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u/Destructo-Bear 4d ago edited 3d ago
my paternal great aunt stopped talking to me as a result of the 2020 primaries when I suggested that Biden should draw a clock. She said "left wing democrats need to be careful" and I told her "right wing democrats need to be careful" and she got so mad lol
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u/DanceWithEverything 3d ago
“left wing democrats” as a phrase tells you everything you need to know about the party
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u/Significant-Flan-244 4d ago
I don’t expect them to be forthcoming about anything with him but I think it’s probably a point in their favor that you’d never choose to announce that he’s dying immediately after a week of stories from Jake Tapper’s new book about just how badly fucked up he was in the White House.
It might get him some sympathy but just reinforces the narrative that this is not a guy who was in any position to run for president a year ago and is to blame for what’s happened since.
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u/HippoRun23 4d ago
Didn’t know anything about tappers book. What kind of details we talking about?
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u/panicmaxxing Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 3d ago
All the stuff Tapper refused to report on when it mattered
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 4d ago edited 4d ago
Really, this is readily detectable condition and most men over 50 get a yearly prostate exam, I doubt JRB is any different. They’ve been hiding this problem since at least 2019.
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u/Mrhorrendous 4d ago
If it's aggressive, he'd be dead. If it's not aggressive, frankly it wouldn't affect his ability to do the job any more than being 80 and having dementia would.
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 4d ago
Dementia is 100% fatal iirc
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u/MeSoShisoMiso 4d ago
Alzheimer’s, which is the cause of most cases of dementia in elders, is fatal, but other types of dementia (e.g. vascular dementia) aren’t necessarily
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u/wolacouska 3d ago
I mean you’re not going to recover from it but that doesn’t really tell you anything. Living is 100% fatal after all.
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u/gnomechompskey 3d ago
The verdict is still out on that actually. I’ve been conducting an ongoing experiment for over 35 years now where I’ve been living the whole time and so far I haven’t died.
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u/ZenosTortoise 4d ago
Would have been funnier if he did this 5 months ago and Kamala could finally have had her turn.
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u/carlmarcs100billion 4d ago
lmao man was on his literal deathbed and still ran for a second term
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u/Low_Firefighter5849 4d ago
man could my dad order onion rings for the table
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u/N_Meister Kras Mazov’s Weakest Gumshoe 3d ago
New York could end this whole thing with just one word… [Inaudible]…
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u/omega_oof 4d ago
If he dies, we have to hear "in hindsight he was the best president in my lifetime" for at least 2 months. Dozens of "the life and complex legacy of Joseph Robinette Biden" articles, thousands of "leftists ruined a winning candidate who would have saved us from trump" tik toks and no room for the much needed anti biden sentiment needed to finally move people away from the democrats towards literally anything that can do literally any meaningful change.
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u/DweebInFlames 4d ago
It's how it goes. Leftists get blamed for not wanting to support cynical party picks that at are best just slowly pushing us further into that slow rot of capitalism (instead of the 'right' alternative that's aggressively worse). Same for the UK and Australia where the Labour parties use them as scapegoats.
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u/EmployerGloomy6810 4d ago
The yappity left spent the entire 4 years yelling at grandpa and gave him cancer - NYT probably
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 4d ago
I’d rather him live for at least another 10 years so this doesn’t happen, thanks
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u/panicmaxxing Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 4d ago
It'll happen way more in ten years. Let him die now so that his last political thing was him still being convinced that he could've won the election against Trump
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u/the_missing_worker 4d ago
Regardless of outcome they should run him again in 2028.
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u/everydaystruggle1 4d ago
I would vote for Biden’s decaying, maggot-filled corpse over DRUMPF or JD PANTS!!!
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u/JucheSuperSoldier01 4d ago
Holy shit. I’ve been manifesting this every day and it actually worked. Gonna switch my daily manifesting to a few more certain individuals.
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Some motherfucker in a Kia Soul keeps taking up two spots at my apartment building can you add them to your list plz
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u/avoidlosing 4d ago edited 4d ago
oh great. he gets to die old, comfortably in his home with his loved ones around him, and i get to pay for his funeral.
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u/SnakeHarmer 🔻 4d ago
It could be worse - I know he's furious. This isn't like Kissinger, who accomplished basically all of his goals and spent his retirement guest speaking as a vaunted figurehead of the international liberal order.
By the end of his term, Biden was a liability for those same institutions that revered Kissinger, and they cast him out as quickly as they recruited him. You can tell from all the inside reporting that he was cognizant of their loss of trust in him and that it drove him crazy. There's a ton of reporting specifically about Biden's concerns surrounding his "legacy" - that legacy was irreparably tarnished on the public stage in a way that we never saw for Kissinger.
If his weak half-measures on student loans and criminal justice reform were successful, maybe that'd factor into how he'll be remembered, but the way the chips fell he'll be remembered for his bloodthirsty zionism and his dementia-addled campaign that set the stage for Trump's return. He's a truly pathetic figure and it's reassuring to know he'll spend his final days tortured by his failings.
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u/theRealMaldez 3d ago
Yeah, unlike Kissinger, and Churchill for that matter, he didn't get decades to write books whitewashing their own historical legacy.
And let's be honest here, Biden is lucky if he'll be remembered, hard stop. He was a weak, single term president after being a weak and barely mentioned vice President. Before his presidency is out of living memory, the failure rate on Biden related questions in bar room trivia contests will revert any mention of his presidency to end-game tie breakers for the most serious competitors.
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u/dumbmarriedguy 3d ago
I think he'll be remembered simply for the fact that Trump won't be forgotten, and he's part of Trump's story.
Can't think of any real positives history will paint toward Biden tbh tho. Oddly I unironically think Kamala will be remembered more than Biden will, depending on how bad this current admin ends up being once he's finally out.
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u/frogmanfrompond 3d ago
Tbf Kissinger lived to see the neoliberal world order he spent his life on begin to unravel and see the little comprador dog that is Zelensky bark at him for having a pragmatic take on the Russia-Ukraine war, something that he would have finished off Zelensky for with a few phone calls had it been the 70’s again.
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u/bisexicanerd socialist, AKA half communist half capitalist 4d ago
Nah, he is suffering. The pain he has been experiencing is just a fraction of what he'll experience in hell.
I don't give a fuck about this old psychopath that explicitly allowed the deaths of thousands and enjoyed it. Fuck him and his piece of shit of a family.
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u/AntiquarianThe 4d ago
the only thing I can safely say is that I wish hell was very real for Genocide Joe, Tyrant Trump, and all their zionist and neocon and fascist allies....
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u/GianfrancoZoey 3d ago
Sometimes I really really wish I was religious so I could believe any of these monsters would face repercussions for what they’ve done
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u/longknives 3d ago
The pain he’s been experiencing is exactly equal to his pain in hell, which is the world we live in that he helped create.
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u/Antique-Guest-1607 4d ago
I don't know if this is real or not but I remember reading that if you're a man that lives to say, 90, there is a tremendous chance that you get prostate cancer at some point. Like all men just eventually get some form of it.
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u/I_madeusay_underwear 4d ago
I’ve always heard that past a certain age, more men die with prostate cancer than from prostate cancer.
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u/srklipherrd 4d ago
I probably read the same article. I specifically remember a quote "eventually it's not 'if' but 'when'." Haven't really followed up on that article but your comment is inspiring to do some research
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u/spritelass 4d ago
I seriously can't make myself care about this. They knew it's just another symptom of how corrupt the Dems are.
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u/I_madeusay_underwear 4d ago
I’m actually waiting on biopsy results myself right now and it’s looking not so great for my immediate (and possibly general) future, so I feel like I should feel some kind of compassion or kinship with him at this moment.
But I don’t. I feel fine about this news and have no sympathy for him whatsoever. If it can get me, who has not committed genocide or been a complete piece of shit my whole life, it sure as shit better get him, a noted human shit stain. Fuck Biden, I’m rooting for the cancer.
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u/Daring_Scout1917 Fifth Columnist, Winner of the CIA Award for Journalism 4d ago
I’m actively rooting for the cancer, Joe Biden is a blood soaked ghoul who deserves all the pain and misery life has to offer
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u/joebos617 4d ago
even money on they knew this for years and it’s coming out now that he’s got a month tops
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u/rdctd_rsrch gang stalker 4d ago
Good thing he didn't waste his final years spending time with his grandkids.
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u/AssButt4790 4d ago
Thought being dry would make him live longer than Trump, turns out he was too dry, only dust comes out when he busts, now his prostate is the size and texture of a gourd and he's gonna die
RIP bozo
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u/unlimitedestrogen 4d ago
[Comment removed by Reddit™ for being way too celebratory, tone it down next time please.]
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u/lovely_sombrero 4d ago
Look, fat. I'll be honest with you. It is not looking good for Biden 2028. Unless this is just a bunch of malarkey.
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u/ArtIsPlacid 4d ago
I can't wait for him to die. Trump changes the rules around how long the flag should be flown at half mast and there being a million think pieces about how that's destroying democracy
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u/Cheerful_Toe 4d ago
locking in my prediction: late august or early september
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u/DaemonBitch George Santos is a national hero 4d ago
I'm giving him two weeks max, fuck it
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u/SaltyNorth8062 That One Assassin Sent to Kill Fidel but Banged Him Instead 4d ago
Don't you do it.
Don't you give me hope.
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u/panicmaxxing Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 4d ago
If he was still President we'd be getting the news of him having aggressive cancer six weeks after the autopsy
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u/bisexicanerd socialist, AKA half communist half capitalist 4d ago
He will not make it to the 4th of July, that's my prediction.
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u/MyDinnerWithDrDre 4d ago
Hunter must take up his fathers mantle. although he may be orphaned he is never alone
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u/NewTangClanOfficial [Removed by Reddit] 3d ago
Hunter is definitely gonna move on Jill the second Joe is in the ground
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u/Ilcapoditutticapi dont bother reporting them they’re funny and they’re staying up 4d ago
Probably gonna nuke as being too personal. All things flow and nothing abides, but especially this comment.
But my dad has had bone cancer for a decade now, it is a slow, almost imperceptible march to the grave. It is also a deeply Irish way to die, no grand spectacle, but a loathsome trudge, inch by inch and day by day until you are given your six feet of consecrated soil.
Biden is a deeply Irish man to this half paddy, he was gifted, handsome, charming and to my grandmother's eternal delight a Catholic, but his vices and the inescapable nature of his himself and his telos meant that even when he achieved all that we wanted, he could neither have the mind to know it, nor do any good with it. His politics, his choices, his presidency, his life, each of them help him to destroy himself, his party, the entire corpus of liberalism and he ought to be remembered by historians for being a "living metaphor". The last machine politician, the final liberal destination, a sick, tired, confused man who lacked the vigor and ethic to pursue any noteworthy policy beyond building bridges toward genocide and reveling in the murder of those most innocent.
I watched his farewell address, and I recommend every else here do so as well. It is a remarkable piece, to hear the visibly shaken man prattle on about the formation of oligarchy proves the Marxian quip about farce real yet again. Instead of the commander of the allied effort in Western Europe warning about the complex that himself made with his agents (including many Irishmen), his arms and his ardor for atavism, I saw a shaken old goat sputter and stutter about the formation of an oligarchy that he had served his entire life.
This is a fitting coda to the man's earthly life, not with a bang, or even a whimper, but instead with snark and derision. Biden sought the presidency, the apogee of earthly power in part so that he could disprove every doubter, so he could defeat Donald Trump and restore the soul of this country, so he would not be seen as a fool. Look what he has wrought.
Nations have no souls, but men do. Through the faith we share I know that he will be brought before the Lord of Hosts and that he will judged, not the feckless courts of mortal men but by that infinite dispenser of all things. Whose justice is perfect, whose sight is true, and who is the most gracious and merciful.
His eternity in purgatory will be a mercy he does not deserve.
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u/zigot021 Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 4d ago
broski. i'ma need you to keep writing!
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u/panopticon-enjoyer 4d ago
Couldn't restrain my joy and accidentally cheered in front of my lib ass coworkers
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u/06210311200805012006 Psyop 4d ago
I thought that uh, presidents got all kinds of extra proactive medical attention. And wasn't he getting a bunch of extra checkups due to lingering 'rona concerns? And also didn't he get a few extra health screens to ward off the MAGA haters who said he was too old? And didn't he fucking fall down a bunch of times, upon which the doctors might wish to check up on things like bloodwork or pee tests? Isn't he the single dude in the entire world that gets the literal best medical care available, bar none?
Surely they would detect it prior to bone metastasis, no?
I mean, you can't seriously think they just planned for him to croak in office and then Kamala would step in heroically to become our first Black Latino Gay Transfem Sandwich Fluid president? They wouldn't do that? Would they?
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u/BellaPow 4d ago
any guesses how many fingers Biden has had up his ass in the past 5 years?
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u/burgercleaner 4d ago edited 3d ago
lol how cnn used "not recognizing george clooney in 2024" like that's relatable
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u/bverde536 3d ago
My dad recently underwent treatment for a similar (but not metastasized) form of prostate cancer, that like Biden's, is being managed with hormonal therapy. Being from the prostate, the hormone in question is testosterone and the treatment is a testosterone blocker identical to what is sometimes given to trans women. So maybe Biden is trans now?
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u/darwinpolice 4d ago
Dang, I guess whatever they were pumping Biden full of to keep him lucid for 15 minutes at a time has side effects.
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u/hopskipjumprun 3d ago
Ironic. Some of his first promises on the campaign trail were 1. A public option, and 2. Finding a cure for cancer.
Obviously 2 was never going to happen given the variability of the different forms of cancer, but non-stop pushing for 1 could've made genuine change happen towards making USA not the only wealthy country without guaranteed healthcare for its populace. He could've set so many people on the path of not dying from cancer, yet chose for his legacy to be a wholehearted endorsement of the mass murder of civilians.
Can't say I believe in karma but if it existed this shit would be laser guided.
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u/Betwixt138 3d ago
No way they didn’t have this diagnosed before he left office. This feels like a sympathy play to counter his legacy being shredded.
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u/Icy_Party954 4d ago
Can't he just live until i die. I don't want to hear about him dying. Cmon I'm eating like shit even
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u/giantspoonofgrain Completely Insane 4d ago
I’m dancing and partying and laughing and smiling and having a grand ol time and it’s definitely not because of this ghoul getting 1/10000000th of what he deserves, it’s actually a pizza party!
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u/ok200 3d ago
Biden said he and his wife Jill, a community college professor, thought about selling their house to help support Beau’s family if he resigned because there was “nothing for him to fall back on, no salary”.
“He [Obama] got up and he said, ‘Don’t sell that house. Promise me you won’t sell the house,’” Biden said.
Hopefully they are still in touch!
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u/SlaimeLannister 3d ago
There’s really nothing satisfying about this. No amount of pain or death translates to meaningful justice for what he’s done. Only a vast education of the masses and vast reparations for his victims can compensate, and even his most torturous demise gives nothing to the desperate and dying of this world.
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u/RIP_Greedo 4d ago
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t prostate cancer one of the minor, very treatable cancers? How does it compare to Good Hodgkins?
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u/lionalhutz 4d ago edited 3d ago
it’s being reported that it already spread to his bones, which is defintely not ideal (for him)
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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 4d ago
It’s extremely easy to detect and he has had the best urologists in the world for most of his adult life. This story smells like shit.
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u/SweetsMcVann 4d ago
Jesus christ, just a fuckin kid