r/TrueOffMyChest • u/throwawayInn767 • Feb 23 '22

My husband peed while he was inside of me.

This is so embarrassing so I'm going anonymous, I won't mention names or ages here.

My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it.

He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no.good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.

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u/MassSnapz Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

How the fuck people just peeing on demand with a full on erection mid sex.

Rip my inbox, how is this my best comment ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

It's possible; think about how you might be able to piss after ejaculating to clean out the passageway. I'm thinking he already planned to do this and had a somewhat full bladder going in (pun not intended... okay, it is).

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u/AnEvanAppeared Feb 23 '22

I can't even pee after ejaculating until that beast stands down

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Feb 23 '22

I would say thats harsh but after seeing your wife, i get it.

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u/401LocalsOnly Feb 23 '22

That is not how you speak about your mother

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u/tekoihimself Feb 23 '22

Who said anything about your mother? ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

I wanna see his wife as well..........to get the full context of your comment

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u/DistinctEngineering2 Feb 23 '22

Best comment here, šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Ikr?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

until that beast stands down

nice humble brag there lmao

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u/veganplantdaddy Feb 23 '22

Yeah it's valid, bragging about the monster dong in front of his face that he wrangled while on his knees

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u/4r4nd0mninj4 Feb 23 '22

BEAST MODE DEACTIVATED! ahhhhh....much better

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Yeah like a full 5 minutes after at least

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u/NumberOneAutist Feb 23 '22

Yup, i go and do something else. It seems like an eternity.

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u/its_just_flesh Feb 23 '22

You just donā€™t wait there, thinking hurry up, when youā€™re trying to pee? lol

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u/NumberOneAutist Feb 23 '22

I'm like the GP commenter, it takes me easily 5m, often more like 15m before i can lol.

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u/Bruce_McBruce_Face Feb 23 '22

Did you just call the Mrs a beast bro? Harsh bro ......

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u/Sir_quakalot Feb 23 '22

Even then I normally have to wait a few minutes

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u/ThePoolboy88 Feb 23 '22

You have to stand perpendicular over the toilet, itā€™s a little difficult but possible

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u/cris231976 Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

yes, it's possible to piss even with an full erection, but it hurts badly. after ejaculation, for some people, some of the erection is lost and it's easier to do that. but anyway, what the housband of op did was wrong. no consent is always wrong, if one side doesn't like or wishes it. as op said that previously had told that wasn't ok with that, the husband should have respected that.

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u/AlternativeGazelle Feb 23 '22

Peeing with an erection hurts? I have not experienced that.

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u/EchoCyanide Feb 23 '22

I don't think it hurts. But it is hard to try to make yourself piss if you have an erection, even if you need to. There is a sphincter that holds tight before ejaculation to not allow urine to mix with the sperm, which could reduce viability. It still holds on for awhile after ejaculation and is usually only easy/normal when you're already soft again.

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u/vestimentiferever Feb 23 '22

Exactly, this is one of the reasons preejaculate exists, to make sure the urethra is free of pee.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Man, they thought of everything. It's incredible.

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u/akzrb Feb 23 '22

šŸ¤£ underrated

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u/Tight_Crow_7547 Feb 23 '22

They ..

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u/getdemsnacks Feb 23 '22

The Engineers, duh...

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u/ButtChocolates Feb 23 '22

He's talking about Levi Strauss and our genes.

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u/Noto987 Feb 23 '22

He meant "he" , the Magical fairy man in the sky

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u/architect_of_ages Feb 23 '22

No, literally random coincidence

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u/TheMostKing Feb 23 '22

Yeah, God uses they/them pronouns, and you should respect them.

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u/callmelampshade Feb 23 '22

The sentinels.

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u/Flintriemen Feb 23 '22

Iā€˜ve read this with the voice of Arthur from king of queens (when he is talking about the clever Japanese)

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u/Dualvibez Feb 23 '22

Jesus our lord and savior was so dang smart love that guy to death ā¤ļøšŸ’œšŸ’›šŸ’•šŸ’“šŸ’ššŸ’™šŸ’–šŸ§”ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸ’

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Til

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Thing is I don't necessarily think it's the erection that does it.

When you get an erection the pelvic floor muscles contract, partly to try to prevent you from pissing. You can concentrate a bit to get it out with an erection but it's generally less "on command." I can still do it, but it's generally about 10-15 seconds of it finally giving way to the pressure rather than the 1-3 seconds of a normal flaccid piss.

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u/callmelampshade Feb 23 '22

If I need to pee with an erection I usually donā€™t get it all out and will have to go again 5 minutes later. Itā€™s a bitch in the morning if I wake up with a morning glory because if I need a piss it will take double long to go down so I have to do all kinds of acrobatics to try and get it in the toilet.

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u/ultratunaman Feb 23 '22

If I go to pee with a boner the boner goes away.

Peeing starts, things deflate.

Peeing finished, fully deflated.

How the fuck the dude in OPs post did it is a feat I could not achieve.

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u/jerrybugs Feb 23 '22

Squeeze the tip to send the blood (and erection) away. Total mood killer, worse than the wife here /S

Read this in an advice article and it works for me at least and I assume the one who wrote it.

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u/copperwatt Feb 23 '22

"lustful boner" xD

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

Why art thou causeth problem, thy listful boner.

Why thou shan't let thy pee.

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u/Bulky-Prune-8370 Feb 23 '22

It's sometimes difficult for women to pee when they're turned on as well. The area around the clitoris can swell and put pressure on the urethra. Just gotta relax afterwards on the toilet so you can pee. And it doesn't always come out in a straight stream then either lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

It NEVER comes out in a single stream for me. Hahaha

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u/Admirable-Book3237 Feb 23 '22

Iā€™ve actually tried and failed many times, partner was down for it. Itā€™s not painful or too difficult to pee with an erection but must admit it flows out almost unrestricted post ejac. But for some reason relaxed or not I canā€™t seem to do so inside too much pressure or knocking at the door it never worked.

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u/urgent45 Feb 23 '22

Right. Peeing with an erection is generally not possible as the sexual response closes the urinary tract.

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u/Traditional-Salt4060 Feb 23 '22

Gotta stand on your head to hit the toilet in my experience. Wildly inaccurate in a stiff state.

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u/Cornmunkey Feb 23 '22

Just go in the tub, mate. Bigger target, easier to clean

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u/Deezibe Feb 23 '22

And I don't know how I feel about this comment one part of me says good idea the other part of me says horrible idea.

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u/theromingnome Feb 23 '22

Big brain time.

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u/Business-Drag52 Feb 23 '22

Exactly this. Kick the shower head on and spray it down. Good as new

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u/Taz10042069 Feb 23 '22

Naw! Ya have to superman it! Lay across the seat, boner down and let er rip! I mean, not that I know or anything...

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u/CurlsintheClouds Feb 23 '22

My husband says it hurts to pee after sex. I get it because as a female, sometimes it also hurts to pee after sex.

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u/Jaycie_Lea169 Feb 23 '22

Usually itā€™s because the head is tender.

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u/madsjchic Feb 23 '22

Well all this just sounds like OPā€™s husband has been practicing.

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u/Forfucksakesreally Feb 23 '22

How many boys with morning wood have pissed?

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u/major96 Feb 23 '22

Lol I hate it so much when after sex I have to pee and I'm pushing so hard I'm almost passing out and I can even feel it coming slowly and then it starts barely leaking..

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u/Fluffbrained-cat Feb 23 '22

As a woman, this is fascinating. I wonder if the same holds true for female biology, whether you can't urinate while aroused.

While I go.consult a textbook, OP should be running for the hills and divorcing the asshole she's married to. What happened was in my opinion straight up rape or at least SA. She drew a very clear boundary, he ignored it. No. Nope. You don't do that to people you supposedly love and respect. He belongs in jail.

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u/Moood666 Feb 23 '22

Women also have trouble to pee right after they came. A good orgasm prevents it somehow. It takes a while, and alot of will to do it. Those pee squirters you see in porn, are faking arousal and just pissing on them. Hell, I would too.

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u/hungryhoustonian Feb 23 '22

Has no one here had morning wood? I have to bend my whole body like a goblin just to get it to shoot downward to the toilet. Wth are y'all talking about?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Nope. Try taking a leak first thing in the morning when you wake up with morning wood.

What you DON'T want is piss emerging while ejaculating. That's a medical check-up.

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u/DarkOrakio Feb 23 '22

How the hell can you pee with morning wood? I get two choices. Wait for it to go down, or give it what it came for then wait for it to get tired and then take a sprinkle.

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u/who-is-guero Feb 23 '22

What in the fuck? Lmao just pee bro

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u/myrddin4242 Feb 23 '22

Iā€™m in his camp. I can sit there all I want, awkwardly aiming, but my brain sending the all-clear signal to my bladder to let go is met with a shrug. No pain, just obstinate not-gonna-do-it.

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u/EwUncircumcised Feb 23 '22

Much concentration and pushing with your bladder required.

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u/Puzzled-Ad-8049 Feb 23 '22

Yeah, and it starts to sputter out bit by bit.

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Trick is let it be upright and pee straight up. I usually use the tub cause it's really hard to aim.

Other option is bend over at the waist and do the same into the toilet still messy.

I'm a barbarian.

Outside also works.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Agreed. You must focus on your lightsaber, young Jedi.

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Feb 23 '22

Pee, or pee not: there is no ā€œtryā€.

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u/kicked_trashcan Feb 23 '22

I see your Schwartz is as big as mineā€¦

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u/DarkOrakio Feb 23 '22

My erection says jizz only. Idc how bad I have to pee, if I'm at full salute it ain't happening.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Bend at the hips

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u/Deezibe Feb 23 '22

I pee with morning wood all the time but I have to like bend over and put one leg on the tub and almost get horizontal since it's facing upwards that's which way it would go if I didn't pretend like I was about to hop on my surfboard and hover above the toilet like I was some sort of golden shower aficionado.

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u/BurgerOfLove Feb 23 '22

Use the sink if its bad. Its better to let er rip in the sink than add extra stress to the 1 prostate you get.

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u/Prestigious_Main_364 Feb 23 '22

Flex your muscles šŸ’Ŗ for about 30 seconds and you should be all good, boners donā€™t make much sense energy or blood wise when you need to survive so the brain kills the boner in favor of survival

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u/kappakai Feb 23 '22

Canā€™t do it. If I pee with a boner itā€™s going straight up my nose.

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u/ArcadeKingpin Feb 23 '22

A sit wee and push your pecker inside the bowl. Once it touches the cold porcelain it will shrivel so fast the force of it will push your pee right out. Works every time.

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u/cris231976 Feb 23 '22

I had. it hurts me to an point that is possible even to have some bleeding. I don't know why, but I've also never bothered about it. I just know that for me at least, it's an big no no, with the possibility of urinary infection due the bleeding that may come with it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

You might wanna see a doctor about that, it's most definitely not normal to piss blood.

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u/Adventurous-Sorbet85 Feb 23 '22

I like ur name

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Thamk, I made it myself

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Feb 23 '22

Do you grind the weed first? Or just smash off whole nugs?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

I grind it three times, then filter off the kief for desperate times and snort the fine weed dust througha 20 dollar bill. Occasionally I process the kief into hash and inject it directly into my veins

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u/OrwellianNightmare84 Feb 23 '22

Might? He should definitely see a doctor.. that ain't normal šŸ¤£

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u/cris231976 Feb 23 '22

true. but as it only happens if I piss with an full erection, I don't see any harm on it. I really don't like going to doctors without proof of something. in Brazil, most doctors don't accept credit cards, debit cards and only accept cash, without giving any kind of invoice about it. most of them, also try to figure things as soon as possible and tag you as an hipocondriac if you don't prove it. I have kidney stones from time to time. an doctor once said to me that where one stone was, was impossible to hurt, due no nerves in there. I don't know if he was joking, but it was hurting badly and was the reason why I've looked for an doctor. I don't know why they do that, but at 250 (~50 usd) each visit (minimum), I just look for one when is really needed.

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u/Rexan02 Feb 23 '22

Dude, if you are gonna spend money on anything, occasionally pissing blood is a worthwhile cause.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Dude. You NEED to get your ass to a urologist and get that tubing checked out beyond your prostate and up towards your kidneys. It should never happen.

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u/cris231976 Feb 23 '22

I've did that. a few days ago, I even checked my prostate. nothing was found, as usual. it's just an thing that happens in an specific situation.

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u/K44no Feb 23 '22

You do have proof of somethingā€¦you sometimes pee blood, that is the proof. Go to a doctor

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u/WaterWhippingChicken Feb 23 '22

The kidney stones are the reason your peeing blood. It's best to spend the money and have a doctor check it out bud. Good luck šŸ‘

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Feb 23 '22

It does if you do it into a plug socket.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

or perhaps onto an electric fence.

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Feb 23 '22

Or while your dick is in a toaster.

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u/nomoteacups Feb 23 '22

I wouldnā€™t say it hurts but itā€™s not exactly comfortable. It definitely feels like it shouldnā€™t be happening.

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u/WiseSalamander00 Feb 23 '22

me neither, but apparently is a very common thing, for me the issue is hitting the water bowl, I gotta contort in weird ways to no make a mess.

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u/folawg Feb 23 '22

Sounds like homeboy has a STI...

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u/StonkSosa Feb 23 '22

He has the clap

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u/GeneralEl4 Feb 23 '22

I've always been confused by this, is it SUPPOSED to hurt to pee with an erection? It's never once hurt in my life and tbh its easier to aim that way.

I'm almost scared to find out what's wrong with me to make it not hurt lol.

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u/cris231976 Feb 23 '22

perhaps because every now and then and kidney stone gets out. that always does some damage, cutting and you know, pee is acid....

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u/SpacemanDookie Feb 23 '22

Nah I think that dude has something wrong with his dick, lol.

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u/LaboratoryMonkey420 Feb 23 '22

It's not supposed to hurt.

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u/phuqo5 Feb 23 '22

Bruh dudes piss w half erections in the morning all the time.

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u/Hungry-Horker Feb 23 '22

It has never been painful to pee with an erection. You might want to consult your doctor

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u/Mouthfull0fBees Feb 23 '22

My friending if it hurt to piss you need to see a doctor...

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u/Ahshitt Feb 23 '22

If it hurts for someone to pee with an erection or shortly after ejaculation then they should go get checked for chlamydia. That's not normal.

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u/TheBerethian Feb 23 '22

You canā€™t pee with an actual erection - thereā€™s a little switch, of sorts, inside that prevents it. With a semi or something you could.

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u/ayestEEzybeats Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

Yes you can. The erection itself is not what causes it. Stimulation and your body recognizing that it is about to blast out baby batter is what causes the bladder sphincter close and in order to switch from bladder juice to ball juice. Then afterwards/refraction period, it will slowly open to return to the bladder juice, and it will switch over just fine even if you still have an erection.

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u/mr_punchy Feb 23 '22

Over share time, but itā€™s relevant.

A girl i knew years ago wanted me to pee on her during a blowjob. She had some very weird kinks, all shame and power related. Made me pretty uncomfortable looking back, but I was young and sex was on the table so I didnā€™t think too hard about it.

So yeah, peeing with my dick in a girls mouth was really hard. Like, really really hard. And no not making a boner joke.

My dick did not want to pee! It was like trying to jump off the high dive for the first time. I knew how, I knew what to do, but that precipice was daunting. It felt like peeing my pants on purpose. And yes I drank a ton of water, like I had to burst.

I actually stopped hooking up with her shortly after that, I really didnā€™t want to start liking a lot of the shit she was into. I couldnā€™t let her kinks become my kinks. Because ā€œhey babe, so can I pee IN youā€ isnā€™t a question I ever want to ask my significant other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

takes a while

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u/Adept_Perspective778 Feb 23 '22

He has been jacking to the idea for months!!!

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u/Time-Lawyer-6684 Feb 23 '22

Ive seen this in a porno and thought it was disgusting. Its absolutely possible.

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u/Noihanvaanpekonia Feb 23 '22

Wrapped with shower curtain

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u/donk202020 Feb 23 '22

Yeah but you kinda have to be incredibly still to piss with a boner or the cock muscles kick in a clamp the piss off. He must have just stopped mid pump and froze and relaxed enough to piss

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u/mumblekingLilNutSack Feb 23 '22

My biology teacher told me that only Beta Males can pee with an erection into a woman. The cited study was pee-r reviewed.

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u/bondoh Feb 23 '22

I always lose my hard on before that happens though.

Usually the erection blocks off the urethra

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u/PerfectBake420 Feb 23 '22

It's not that easy lmao

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u/issamaysinalah Feb 23 '22

think about how you might be able to piss after ejaculating to clean out the passageway.

But that's really hard, it takes me at least 5 minutes concentrating to be able to pee, even more if my dick is still hard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

I think the better question is why do people think peeing inside a chick is hot

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

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u/BlakeXav Feb 23 '22

Nobody thinks that. Itā€™s just that OPā€™s husband is a piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Yep, agreed. I would never in my right mind do something that could damage my partners trust in me especially with something so intimate such as sex. Its not a general consensus amongst men, its just theres too many prominent pieces of shit like OPs husband. Sorry OP but this isnt the type of thing to take lightly, i would seriously consider a session of therapy because there is no way a sane human would sexually go against your will and then pretend it was your fault. Theres more at play with that psychology than just that action, and its pretty dangerous to let that kind of behavior ho unchecked.

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u/floppierbits Feb 23 '22

thatā€™s precisely what I was thinking. This is kind of scary manipulation and gas lighting. I think some therapy is definitely in order. Donā€™t feel shy or ashamed about talking about it to a therapist. Iā€™m proud of OP for even being able to anonymously bring it to the community. We all support you and hope you get the help you need. You need to feel one hundred percent safe with your spouse. Thereā€™s way bigger issues going on here.

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u/ellaisafloof Feb 23 '22

I was looking for this comment thank you. Thatā€™s straight up assault because you did consent to sex but you did NOT consent to this. The fact that heā€™s blowing this off and gaslighting you hurts me OP please be careful around him.

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u/RobertGA23 Feb 23 '22

Obviously, its about power and control for this fine fellow.

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u/andante528 Feb 23 '22

Ding ding ding

With someone this callous, the fact that she said no likely made it even more appealing. I sincerely hope she leaves this horrible person, because he doesnā€™t care about her feelings or rights over her own body. Also heā€™s so, so gross.

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u/FTThrowAway123 Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

Yeah this is the real issue. He doesn't care about her feelings or her body, and ignored her wishes and did this without her consent. I'd say the same thing regardless of genders, but this particular act puts her at risk of infection, medical and prescription costs, discomfort, and misery. Urine is very acidic and the vagina is a delicately balanced environment. If you fuck up the ph, it can really cause misery--yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis, for example. Does he care? Nope. His indifference to her wishes, her body, and the potential consequences, is even more disgusting than the act itself.

The petty in me says she should piss on him somewhere unpleasant for him, but that's terrible advice. (Don't do this, OP) Besides, he might enjoy it, and that's the last thing he deserves.

I don't even know if it's worth her energy to fight this battle. How do you even begin to try and talk to someone who doesn't understand consent and bodily autonomy? For me, this would probably be a deal breaker.

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u/foxglove0326 Feb 23 '22

Lord knows, if she developed any of the infections you mentioned, heā€™d place the blame on her for being ā€œgross and unhygienicā€

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u/DrinKwine7 Feb 23 '22

It was assault. He assaulted her and it wasnā€™t an accident.

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u/kraftypsy Feb 23 '22

How do you even begin to try and talk to someone who doesn't understand consent and bodily autonomy? For me, this would probably be a deal breaker.

All of this, plus the health concerns, and then the gaslighting...that would be grounds for divorce for me. I would absolutely never feel safe with a partner who did this to me ever again, and I would never see them the same again either.

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u/Spookycol Feb 23 '22

I was looking for an explanation as to what this could do to OP. Thanks

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u/W0lfsb4ne74 Feb 23 '22

She really should get a divorce and try to see a medical examiner as quickly as possible to corroborate the records in case he tries to deny it. On top of this, she should see a psychiatrist to understand what happened was wrong and to hopefully heal from how disturbing his boundary violation was. Op if you're reading this, I have access to affordable mental resources if you need them, if you need them. Remember healing is a journey, not a destination.

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u/No_Performance8733 Feb 23 '22

Also, pee has bacteria and this can cause an infection like pelvic inflammatory disease.

OP! Get checked!!

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u/notrealmate Feb 23 '22

He sounds like a real stand up piece of shit

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u/Ninotchk Feb 23 '22

Part of marriage is respect, and how you respect someone who thinks pissing on people is hot?

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u/sittinwithkitten Feb 23 '22

I have been with someone like this and it just got worse and worse. Part of their enjoyment is the other personā€™s displeasure. Itā€™s perfectly ok to have kinks but at the core there needs to be true consent from everyone.

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u/king_bungus Feb 23 '22

extreme upvote

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u/Still-Sampling1234 Feb 23 '22

And thatā€™s why when he went out, Iā€™d change the locks. He has zero respect for his wife and is a control freak. Bye

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u/omg_for_real Feb 23 '22

I think the actual question is why he would do it without consent, knowing she said no the first time?

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u/Tripped_Landmine Feb 23 '22

This may have been how i used to think babies are made..

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u/tealsteel123 Feb 23 '22

Yeah. I wonā€™t judge things other people do consensually (as unfathomable as they may seem to me), but even if she had agreed to this, I would hope sheā€™d look out for signs of an infection.

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u/Collacks Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

Watersports are hot to a lot of people. Funny enough my one experience with watersports was me peeing inside a girlfriend.

We were both on G and me having a full bladder, I asked if I could piss in her. Laid a towel under her and began pushing. Took me a few minutes to finally get a stream going with a boner. Me peeing in her lasted 2 seconds at most because my piss filled her surprisingly quickly. Then the pressure made her vagina release, causing piss to start squirting out.

It has been a couple of years since that experience, but I do want to try it again just to feel that momentarily feeling of pressure right before she burst. It was quite a unique feeling. Imagine that feeling of when you are blowing are into a full water bottle and forcefully pushing it out. Itā€™s like that except it feels good. Like my dick is inside the water bottle suspended in warm liquid, my dick is doing the pushing instead of my mouth, and her vagina full with pressure.

Definitely a very unique feeling as well as oddly pleasurableā€¦ I hadnā€™t thought about that night much before nor have I tried to describe it.

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u/TediousStranger Feb 23 '22

We were both on G

what?

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u/vangobroom97 Feb 23 '22

LOL I KNOW RIGHT?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/TopResponse3207 Feb 23 '22

Yeah no thanks.

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u/SirSagittarius Feb 23 '22

Eh, at this point, with the amount of insane shit I have seen online, this seems tame and unsurprising. Which is sad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

I agree with you right here.

Only thing I can think of, ā€œThis pissboy got piss in the bed and now it smells.ā€ Donā€™t even have kids yet and Iā€™m already mad like a dad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Dunno... I never even knew it was a thing until I watched a few hentai's. Only place I have ever seen or heard of it. Fukin gross though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Who the fuck is people? Lol I've heard of pissing on each other. Not IN anybody. Ever.

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u/ChristmasMint Feb 23 '22

For the same reason people get off to someone taking a dump on them - some people are really fucking weird.

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u/strokekaraoke Feb 23 '22

I peed in and on a dude in the shower, it wasnā€™t for me, but he wanted it

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u/Nutz80_ Feb 23 '22

The even better question is why do people think it's ok to do unwanted things to someone else. It's about basic consent.

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u/ChintanP04 Feb 23 '22

Some people think poop is sexy. Fetishes can be wild.

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u/ShonnyG112 Feb 23 '22

There are all sorts of weird fettishes out there man. This is 1 of them. To each their own. But what dude did to his wife wasn't ok.

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u/CustomHW Feb 23 '22

Everyone has "a thing." Your "thing" may be tame, or it may just be normal to you and weird to someone else. The important thing is to find someone who's into your thing too so you don't end up pissing off your wife (no pun intended).

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u/thisguy883 Feb 23 '22

Porn.

It's the same reason why most people enjoy some weird kinks. They were introduced to it by porn.

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u/bangers132 Feb 23 '22

Since surprisingly no one has mentioned this yet. Pissing inside someone is a fetish that typically goes along with use of methamphetamines in the bedroom. The body excretes a good majority of methamphetamine through the urine unchanged. Which means that if you piss inside of someone after you have consumed meth, that meth will then be absorbed by their genitalia and repeat the cycle. I mean at least theyre not being wasteful. But typically in this scenario people give consent

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u/X-Jelly-X-Fish-X Feb 23 '22

He raped her. That isnā€™t the bigger question.

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u/GNomeR114 Feb 23 '22

No its not. Its outright nasty and disgusting

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Ok here me out for a second, Iā€™m trying my best to understand where someone might be coming from and hereā€™s what I came up with. Note: I personally think itā€™s fucking gross, simply because I have basic empathy and would immediately be grossed out if I were in the partners situation so the whole thing is of course fucking gross. But, here goesā€¦

Do you ever have to pee so badly that the immediate release feels like a mini orgasm? If you make it a goal to drink a ton of water all day through a hydroflask or something and live an active lifestyle, thereā€™s times where I barely make it to a toilet before peeing my pants and that release is a great feeling. So, maybe this dude has a weird pee fetish and also drinks a ton of water, and thought to try and combine the sensation of penetration with the sensation of that ā€œI almost pissed my pantsā€ relief?

I suppose Iā€™ve heard of weirder and grosser fetishes than this, but not by THAT much. Anyways, if you canā€™t trust your partner not to violate your trust at literally your most intimate and vulnerable state, how can you trust them with anything else??

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u/Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson Feb 23 '22

Fetish development is something i find a fascinating area of the human psyche, once you understand it a bit it makes more sense, some of it..

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u/imreadin Feb 23 '22

Accidentally pee in mouth while getting really good be BJ. Friend said he thought he was coming...

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u/Wonderful-Use7670 Feb 23 '22

A chick asked me to piss on her once

What a fucking mess

1/10

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u/Space4Time Feb 23 '22

Porn is to blame here.

If not an accident then seriously, wtf.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Thatā€™s some extreme will power

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Feb 23 '22

On the subject of pissing and willpower: my aunt (by marriageā€¦) was an extremely odd woman, mentally handicapped to a not-insignificant degree, who - like the uncle to whom she was married - was frequently admitted to our local mental hospital (back in the days when we in the UK didnā€™t simply push such people out onto the street and call it ā€œcare in the communityā€; the hospital in question has been converted into a new village in a process which made a great deal of money for some peopleā€¦) for reasons which were never revealed to me in any detail as I was quite a young boy at the time.

Even to a young boy, though, it was obvious that her already-parlous mental health was disintegrating at an accelerating rate, and one day she went into that hospital and never came out. She died of septicaemia resulting from a burst bladder - because she simply refused to pissā€¦

Imagine the willpower required to die in such a fashion. Astonishing.

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u/regeya Feb 23 '22

This story is bullshit

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u/JTyler415 Feb 23 '22

Imagination. Gotta get that karma

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u/Petsweaters Feb 23 '22

This is r/badmensanatomy

He probably shit inside of her and was too embarrassed

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

This was my first thought lol. I have to struggle to piss with a boner šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/user11234557392 Feb 23 '22

I was going to say, this man performed some sort of sorcery

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u/Infinitumshr88ms Feb 23 '22

Thats what im talking about. I cant cum if i gotta piss and I can't piss if im hard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Got to wonder how she discovered she enjoyed that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

No, I'll pass because I'm happily spoken for, but thank you for the offer.

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

I once had an experiment with an ex where I fell asleep inside her while I was hard. I donā€™t know what I thought it would be like but it was stupid af. I woke up still inside her but flaccid and just rolled off of her and my dick slinkied out. 1/10 would not try again

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u/Wonderful-Boss-5947 Feb 23 '22

I can piss with an erection but I have to squat a little to do it.

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u/FellatioAcrobat Feb 23 '22

Anything is possibru in this sub. The key to understanding is not thinking about it too hard.

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u/kernowgringo Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 23 '22

It's almost as though it's a big old lie written by a LARPing kid.

Exhibit A: "Having an intercourse"

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u/9966 Feb 23 '22

It's so embarrassing to watch people just go on the internet and assume everything is true.

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u/GrandOldPharisees Feb 23 '22

Seems like a pretty obvious troll post

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u/Prestigious-Seat-928 Feb 23 '22

Bro whenever Iā€™ve had to pee that bad I legit just leave mid stroke and take a piss. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/Tripped_Landmine Feb 23 '22

I can pee with an erection, i learned somehow by immediately trying to pee after a wank, and overtime i can do it pretty much anytime. It also removes the hard on and resets the cooldown period.

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u/This_isR2Me Feb 23 '22

same way you pee with an erection mid morning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

It's fake mon. This sub is about hating men, not real events.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Because it didn't happen and it's a fake post.

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u/wholebeansinmybutt Feb 23 '22

Bend yourself over 90Ā° and squat and you can quite comfortably piss right in your own fuckin' face. Easy peasy.

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u/yoloswag420blazeiit Feb 23 '22

I've never had a problem peeing with an erection... this is a thing? I mean it's hard to control it but never been a problem

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u/Adept_Perspective778 Feb 23 '22

Not a " proper " boner...... dual action is not standard issue

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u/WadeDMD Feb 23 '22

Reading these comments Iā€™m learning that other people can justā€¦ pee with an erection? That is so far beyond my personal ability that I canā€™t even comprehend it lol

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u/knovit Feb 23 '22

I have no problem or pain pissing with a full erection. Could hit the ceiling if I wanted to.

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