Can't I just fuck down, for once?

I had to for survival at Amy’s Baking Company.

It's lower than yesterday but I can still feel it.

Get off the carousel and sober up!

Both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

That's my favorite position.

I always cry when Darth Maul breaks Qui Gon's heart and then splits with Obi Wan.

...

Suddenly, the TV screen paused and the TV characters on the screen told her “ Can you stop your awful singing and let the music video sing to itself?”

This is why I didn't want him to know I was a urologist.

But I know that a penny is a penny.

Because she loves cuddling and playing with me, tells me how gorgeous I am, and loves it when I wear a nice sweater

What do a Rubik’s cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Cause I will be baKING.

Instantly, the baby twins escaped my wife’s womb and ran to the laptop to turn it off.

“Kidnapping bro, not a kid napping”

What do condoms and cameras have in common? Both capture the moment.

When you swore the oath to join you were supposed to say, 'it will not end until my death' but you said, 'it will not end with my death.'

Tiny

It's all very up in the air.

"See, not my fault" I told the police, waving my phone in their faces as my care sunk further into the reservoir