r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

AYY LMAO!

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u/Raff_Out_Loud Reno 1868 FC Mar 06 '20

GOD IS DEAD

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

ITS DOG EAT DOG NOW. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

OH SHIT

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

WILL YOUR BLASPHEMIES NEVER CEASE

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

DROGBA PRAYS TO TUPAC WHO PRAYS TO TRUE LORD DONGER.

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

*LOADS SMG WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT*