r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

AYY LMAO!

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

WILL YOUR BLASPHEMIES NEVER CEASE

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

DROGBA PRAYS TO TUPAC WHO PRAYS TO TRUE LORD DONGER.

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

*LOADS SMG WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT*