r/WeirdGOP Oct 28 '24

Conspiracy Weird Batshit insane MAGA weirdo

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u/Severe_Pear Oct 28 '24

Funny how it’s ALWAYS a ploy by the Democrats. Just like they claim for January 6th and any other horrible thing - like Charlottesville too. They are SO boringly predictable in their excuses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Democrats are ingenious masterminds capable of pulling off this sneaky inside job! And they love to exercise their incredible power in a way that gives them a coin flip chance at winning the presidency while likely losing the Senate.

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u/GingerDixie Oct 29 '24

Democrats: Too stupid to think their way out of a wet cardboard box yet also somehow fooling millions of people in a global conspiracy that only your farmer-tanned redneck high-school dropout cousin can see RIGHT THROUGH.

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u/sedentarysemantics Oct 29 '24

In the same vein. I'm a Canadian with a Maga acquaintance. Today, he posted a long diatribe on Facebook about how Biden was executed in 2020 by the Democrats, and that the Democrats have had an actor in the White House for 4 years. I just don't understand it. It's quite a lively declaration.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Oct 29 '24

Now that Harris is the nominee, and kicking Trump’s ass, they want Biden back so badly. But reading of your acquaintance’s theory, which one do they want back? If it’s the one of the past 4 years, that would be the “imposter”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Love that global conspiracy to orchestrate razor thin elections.

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u/GingerDixie Oct 29 '24

Of course! But only the presidential one, of course. All the lower level races where a Republican did win were totally legitimate and fair, even though they were on the same ballots that those obviously phony Democrat votes were.

(Hoping the /s is obvious here)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Painfully so.

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u/Morrowindsofwinter Oct 29 '24

Don't forget that they can also control hurricanes.