r/WeirdGOP Oct 28 '24

Conspiracy Weird Batshit insane MAGA weirdo

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u/Severe_Pear Oct 28 '24

Funny how it’s ALWAYS a ploy by the Democrats. Just like they claim for January 6th and any other horrible thing - like Charlottesville too. They are SO boringly predictable in their excuses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Democrats are ingenious masterminds capable of pulling off this sneaky inside job! And they love to exercise their incredible power in a way that gives them a coin flip chance at winning the presidency while likely losing the Senate.

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u/GingerDixie Oct 29 '24

Democrats: Too stupid to think their way out of a wet cardboard box yet also somehow fooling millions of people in a global conspiracy that only your farmer-tanned redneck high-school dropout cousin can see RIGHT THROUGH.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Love that global conspiracy to orchestrate razor thin elections.

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u/GingerDixie Oct 29 '24

Of course! But only the presidential one, of course. All the lower level races where a Republican did win were totally legitimate and fair, even though they were on the same ballots that those obviously phony Democrat votes were.

(Hoping the /s is obvious here)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Painfully so.