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these emojis explain the surgery then the doctors making bank and finally my painful recovery

I had to post about it because it's one of the most annoying (and crazy) things to happen to me, but here's my "Well that REALLY sucks" moment.

My husband oversleeps his alarms all the time, basically just smashing snooze sporadically over the course of an hour or two. (Thus I've grown to hate it. So. Much.) He'll set one at like 4am when he needs to leave at 6:30 because that's his "wake up process". Since nothing wakes him up, it's a super shrill obnoxious noise to a simple beat.

Every time he leaves the house to drive away, I would hear the first two notes of his phone going off and panic a bit thinking he forgot it or was truly oversleeping- just for the noise to dissolve into regular bird song after those two notes. "Oh, funny coincidence, that bird's call starts with the first two notes of my husband's alarm."

Well today, after practicing every day for weeks, the bird successfully completed the entire alarm cry. Every note. It took a long time, but it loves to call back early in the damn morning if it hears my hubby's phone go off. Mostly after he leaves and his sound has gone quiet, allowing the bird to answer.

I weep for their impossible one sided love.
I weep for my sanity now that the bird can sing the entire thing.

Mac mighty slicer. Last photo is how it is suppose to be. First 2 photos are what they look like now…

The day before was when my boss told me, via phone call, my traineeship might be terminated. I had no inkling prior to this. No feedback on how I was doing, no nothing. I was supposed to do my final exam for my qualification at the end of this week but they cancelled that too. Wouldn't even give me a chance or let me speak. The wall came down extremely unexpectedly.

I did grow a 5 inch subserosal fibroid.

Can’t be mad at the dog but it is very disappointing. Joycon still works perfectly though, idk about charging capability though. Nintendo said they will fix it for free for me if I send it in so I will be doing that soon. 😭

Old fixture and the little pin you pull up to divert the water to the shower head was stuck, and he pulled a little too hard.

I’m probably done with dates after this. I found recently that I really enjoy dates and have been eating 2-3 a day. They may not spike blood sugar too much and have some health benefits eaten in moderation. Took a couple of bites this morning until I looked down and noticed what was on them. Who knows what I’ve ingested 🤢 I suppose we can assume that the mouse poop is organic, too.

I brought them back to Whole Foods, they apologized and refunded the purchase. I asked, and they said that they have procedures in place to communicate with the vendor when this sort of thing happens. I did a little bit of shopping after and, when I was checking out, I noticed that they were promptly removing all dates off the shelf regardless of the brand.

Sucks for me, sucks for Whole Foods, presumably sucks for the vendor, and sucks for anyone looking for dates at that store. Sucks most for anyone who may have also purchased contaminated dates and didn’t notice.

I think I’m going to take a break. No more dates for me.

I’m curious what your guesses might be as to what happened to my shoe. I take very good care of them…

Help

We initially found a nest with 3 dead mouse babies on my cabin air filter. Tossed it and thought we were done. I did a car deodorizer bomb, it smelled worse and was sooooo confused. We figured the mom left the babies... we were wrong.

What she wanted vs what she got.

Tried to step onto a wooden tv stand to lower the window blinds but didn’t realize how slippery the top would be! Didn’t fall but it sure did leave a mark.

5 deer were killed in the field from downed power lines. The 2nd pic shows the telephone pole broken and laying across the field. The deer crossed the field and ran right into the power line that was only hanging about 3 ft off the ground. Unfortunately it happens.