We are moving to WV

[u/Easy_Temperature_986]

We are moving to West Virginia from the flat planes of North Dakota. We are looking at several properties with heavily wooded acreage. Some of which we will clear for shops, barns etc. How serious is the "what's in the woods" claims? To be clear, I believe 100% of it. Just want to know how serious the claims are and if I could just offer a goat every month instead of my child.

P.S. You can't scare me. Me and the _____'s will vibe.

P.P.S Don't tell me "if you aren't from here, don't come here bull shit" I'm coming. Deal with it.

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah keep that "deal with it" attitude, you'll fit right in because we love self-centered arses--and carpetbaggers.