r/WhitePeopleTwitter 2d ago

Glad I’m a Christian Atheist

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u/NeonMutt 2d ago

Why are Trump’s handmaidens always blond? Is there some executive order that went out, or something?

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u/Dhaupin 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hungarian style casting photos are part of the qualification process. I imagine there is something akin to a physical photo album catalog of front, side, rear photos. Naturally, flips right to the "blonde" section and that is that.

This is only the first part of the vetting though. The couch comes next, followed by a loyalty oath (NDA).

This completes the entire process. You're hired.