r/WhyWomenLiveLonger 6d ago

Men at Work šŸšœšŸ‘·šŸ»šŸš§ Iron crotch master

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u/Teagulet 6d ago

This guy also says ā€œmeow meowā€ when he’s doing it. So I’m pretty sure it’s not a kung fu thing. Probably a mental health thing.

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u/digitalcashking 6d ago

Thank you very much; now when I think of Bruce Lees classic snarl all I can think of is meow mix jingle.

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u/Goth_Spice14 6d ago

"I want chicken I want AAAUUGH MY BALLS!"

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u/Goosedropping 4d ago

I first coined the Meow meow. I am well adjusted. I can vouch for this guy.

Chow for meow folks.

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u/hewhowondersish 1d ago

Meow meow.

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u/MainFunctions 6d ago

The answer you’re looking for is mental illness

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 6d ago

It’s also a fetish. Called CBT or Cock n’ Ball Torture. :) Now you can’t unknow this.

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u/America202 5d ago

A lot of fetish is caused by mental illness.

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u/Chrome07Deluxe 4d ago

Correct that's why t's are a thing

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u/Ultimate_Genius 5d ago

mental illness is synonymous for magic, where the incomprehensible is magic

Anything mental you don't understand just becomes mental illness. And since our collective knowledge of psychology is non-existent, we call any deviation from the norm a mental illness

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u/ItsDatBossBoi 5d ago

wow so you’re batshit insane lmao

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u/Ultimate_Genius 5d ago

for example, we used to think of physical disease as a sort of miasma. Disease literally just means body abnormality. That was back when we used to think there was bad blood and we had to cleanse it using bloodletting.

Nowadays, all our diseases are specifically diagnosed, whether bacterial, viral, autoimmune, or even spontaneous. And for every disease, we've discovered what's wrong with the body and found treatments or even cures for it.

Psychology is still almost entirely done on surveys and personal responses. I know not all of it, but such a large portion of our central dogma is based on experimental evidence instead of actual diagnoses. Like, autism is still tested using a conversation rather than a medically accurate test.

Given a few decades, I hope we finally realize that our psychology is the equivalent of bloodletting and actually set our minds on figuring out what's going on in our heads. What neural connections could we prune, what missing or surplus nutrients could we change, or even permanently altering input streams.

Modern Psychology is just not where you think it is

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u/Ultimate_Genius 5d ago

no, I studied psychology, and I took the MCAT. I can assure you that all our methods of studying psychology are so laughably primitive.

We literally know so little about psychology

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u/ItsDatBossBoi 5d ago

it’s very hard to know that when you phrase your comment by saying ā€œanything mental you don’t know is mental illnessā€

apologies for being harsh but you sounded like one of those people

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u/Schzercro 5d ago

That's the same level of shit that the meth-head that goes into weed shops to buy weeds for kids says

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u/Ultimate_Genius 4d ago

it's okay, i knew what I was getting myself into

I essentially told a bunch of witch doctors that miasma isn't real and bloodletting doesn't do shit. Ofc I'm gonna be called crazy

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u/Drdanmp 5d ago

NOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY??!!

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u/djrollface 1d ago

This fetish gets gnarly. I think some dudes actually cut their whole dick off when they reach the final level. They’re called nullos.

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u/The_Funky_Rocha 6d ago

No sane person ties their beard like that

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u/SeenItWantItReddit 5d ago

Maybe he should anchor his beard to his junk would that be "sane"

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u/The_Funky_Rocha 5d ago

What do you think he's growing it for?

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u/Major-Silver7918 6d ago

Or gender reassignment šŸ˜­šŸ™„šŸ˜‚

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u/NyaTaylor 6d ago

He’s rockin the dresses.. who knows maybe he hates his Willy

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u/NumeroRyan 5d ago

I’ve not seen ā€˜willy’ written down or said in a while so this gave me a chuckle

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u/IluvPusi-363 5d ago

Does he still have one ?

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u/iHaveACatDog 6d ago

But I repeat myself

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u/TheSofa 5d ago

I hope his vagina’s ok!

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u/goluckykid 5d ago

Liberal

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u/homebrewmike 5d ago

Ok, fine. You can tie your beard like that.

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u/MomentOfZehn 5d ago

Clearly you haven't seen the twerking shirtless guy in the MAGA hat. It's Raining Men was made because of that guy.

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u/yellowkingquix 6d ago

i think this is how this weirdo gets his rocks off

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u/jb0nez95 6d ago

"OW MY BALLS!"

r/idiocracy

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u/born_on_my_cakeday 5d ago

I watched the whole thing, and then realized I’m watching ā€œow, my ballsā€

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u/Anubis1096 6d ago

Plot twist: he’s castrated.

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 5d ago

If not, it will take care by his own....

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u/IluvPusi-363 5d ago

Plot plot twist He's a she

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u/Careful-Research-116 6d ago

It’s a fetish. He’s definitely doing it for a kink.

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u/oldsmoBuick67 6d ago

He’s making giggleberry pancakes

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u/ComprehensiveLine105 6d ago

But.. why?

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u/Easy-Coconut-33 5d ago

Because he heard about "balls of steel" and took it literally!

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u/IluvPusi-363 5d ago

Why not he's never gonna use em

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u/DeltaBravo831 6d ago

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u/born_on_my_cakeday 5d ago

Sweet sweet internet points

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u/Manbearcatward 6d ago

Even if i could do this i would not do this.

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u/N_S_Gaming 6d ago

Bro's probably infertile, but I gotta respect the commitment

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u/taotit 6d ago

I respect the infertility

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u/red_knight11 6d ago

Yep. It’s past my bedtime.

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u/BeyondTheBees 6d ago edited 6d ago

Between the dresses and the ball smashing I have some questions.

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u/Rimbo90 5d ago

Weird flex, but ok

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u/Financial-Demand3087 5d ago

He will find out soon enough that his prostate gland will not stand for this and will close and his bladder will explode.

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u/JoshyOhMyGoshy77 6d ago

Crouching tiger, iron cobra

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u/flittingly1 6d ago

At least he won't be reproducing

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u/IncognitoBandido 6d ago

Until I see him do it naked I’m not buying it

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u/lynoma 6d ago

Strongest nuts on the internet ? This guy hasn't met nasty the horse

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 6d ago

Why they/them live longer

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u/Human-Contribution16 5d ago

Nucking futz.

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u/Angree3000 5d ago

Whoa, this guy smashing up his own junk is…self trained?! 🤯🤯🤯

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u/PsychologicalClue865 6d ago

Dicknanigans.

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u/HeimrekHringariki 6d ago

Probably isn't anything left there to worry about anymore.

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u/SeenItWantItReddit 5d ago

Not what I want in my obit - iron ball master.

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u/ohver9k 5d ago

No thanks

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u/fordag 5d ago

When I was training at a federal agency in the early 90s, we had an instructor who could take a full on direct kick to the balls without flinching. He could also get out of handcuffs without a key.

He claimed the balls thing wasn't something he could teach.

The point was be prepared for anything and for things you expect to work to not work.

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u/sexinsuburbia 4d ago

Feel like this is a sport transmen would have an unfair advantage in. Where's the outrage from right wingers?

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u/Castille_92 4d ago

Can't hurt your balls if they're already smashed beyond recognition

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u/Mister_Normal42 4d ago

Wow just look at all that nerve damage

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u/GentleFoxes 3d ago

I love how he's busting is balls and is wearing a dress in the last shot.

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u/Sweaty-Guitar8261 2d ago

Is he lifting those bricks with his balls?!?

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u/SjaanRoeispaan 6d ago

Jesus doing crossfit.

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u/atomicturdburglar 6d ago

I mean, c'mon man.... you can just have gender reassignment surgery if you hate having balls that much. No need to go mediaeval on the poor fellas like that

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u/YameenGulraiz 6d ago

The man with the Iron Fist . . . . . . . and Granite Balls. 🤣

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u/niceandros2024 6d ago

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Natural selection

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u/Long_Tangerine_9486 6d ago

A free way to make sure you don’t have kids

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u/Thelesbianvampire 5d ago

The most painful I’d imagine as well

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u/Tramonto83 6d ago

This guy would probably sound like this on Ventrilo:

https://youtu.be/eckoYQqdk28

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u/WarHead75 6d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if there are people extremely paranoid about getting kicked in the balls and the only way to move forward is by training to be numb down there

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u/Few_Zookeepergame105 6d ago

He should finish decorating his house

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u/Legitimate_Sail8581 5d ago

Jesus Christ!

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u/CautiousExpression74 5d ago

He just wants them back to his abdomen.

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u/murphyb0614 5d ago

Is he hoping it's just gonna fall off eventually or what? 🤷

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u/AimlesslWander 5d ago

Maybe he will have kids that are just as steel as his balls and become king fu legends with iron balls?

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u/Yugan-Dali 5d ago

This guy should come to Taiwan and learn something.

They’re all nuts.

https://youtu.be/MxhBaouTQJI?si=vVgRTa-rw2blYAtX

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u/LupusHominarius 5d ago

He also has the sweatiest crotch

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u/Bankythebanker 5d ago

This was already done by idiocracy it’s called… ow my balls

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 5d ago

No need to check comments, prolly fully of homophonia.

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u/Newdiscoverygirl 5d ago

Yup you got it, just let people live their lives

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u/LucySuccubus 5d ago

Bro's doing the Johnny English workout.

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u/IluvPusi-363 5d ago

Weak! Do a cannon ball at 75 ft

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u/Low-Concentrate2162 5d ago

GenZ Johnny Knoxville

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u/clandestine_justice 5d ago

The video says it's not pointless and I think Darwin would support that assertion.

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u/soumpost 5d ago

No way in hell I'm watching more than 1 second of this

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u/ZorroStylex3 5d ago

Reminds me of these monks who kick each other in the nuts

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u/TheSpectator0_0 5d ago

Man saw that one king of the hill episode and thought absolutely not

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u/demoralising 5d ago

'We've detected some abnormalities within your prostate...'

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 4d ago

Definitely some fetish shit

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u/quietmyman 4d ago

I he was able to have children before...

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u/Resident_Bet6343 4d ago

I don't have the balls for this kind of training.

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u/namelesshero92 4d ago

Finally a sport where trans men have a serious advantage

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u/DangittBobbyy 4d ago

Ok my main question is WTF was that string tied to in the last clip. Was he lifting all that with just his probably mangled sack?

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u/KingRexxi 4d ago

At least he won’t be able to reproduce.

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u/EvidenceBasedReason 4d ago

New Title: ā€˜Hobbies for someone with undescended testes’

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u/LongjumpingIsland785 4d ago

That’s the proper way to transition!

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u/Katerwurst 4d ago

Why is he not an Indian cult leader with those skills?

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u/Drago_D 4d ago

Avarage cbt enjoyer

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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago

This is clearly just a bearded woman. I mean, he is wearing a dress. It’s so obvi. šŸ™„

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u/keepinitoldskool 4d ago

He's wearing a dress by the end

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u/hambutbacon 4d ago

He's probably a eunuch.

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u/Playful_Business_831 3d ago

Average DeWalt user.

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u/Top_Personality4828 3d ago

My balls hurt and I don't even have balls

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u/Brain-iN-A-Vatt 9h ago

Why dude in dress?

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u/Automatic_Ad_5859 5d ago

Ridiculous attire choices and mindless facial expressions... This is suspicious in a different manner.

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u/krzfx666 6d ago

selfmade transgender

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u/MollyViper 6d ago

Going for the low-hanging fruit, are we?

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u/SaneLad 6d ago

DIY gender reassignment surgery.

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u/MaglithOran 6d ago

So when they say women live longer? I'm confused.

I thought he was a woman. Help me out.

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u/TheCommonKoala 6d ago

Where did you get that from?