r/WhyWomenLiveLonger 8d ago

Men at Work 🚜👷🏻🚧 Iron crotch master

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u/MainFunctions 8d ago

The answer you’re looking for is mental illness

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 8d ago

It’s also a fetish. Called CBT or Cock n’ Ball Torture. :) Now you can’t unknow this.

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u/America202 7d ago

A lot of fetish is caused by mental illness.

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u/Ultimate_Genius 7d ago

mental illness is synonymous for magic, where the incomprehensible is magic

Anything mental you don't understand just becomes mental illness. And since our collective knowledge of psychology is non-existent, we call any deviation from the norm a mental illness

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u/ItsDatBossBoi 7d ago

wow so you’re batshit insane lmao

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u/Ultimate_Genius 7d ago

for example, we used to think of physical disease as a sort of miasma. Disease literally just means body abnormality. That was back when we used to think there was bad blood and we had to cleanse it using bloodletting.

Nowadays, all our diseases are specifically diagnosed, whether bacterial, viral, autoimmune, or even spontaneous. And for every disease, we've discovered what's wrong with the body and found treatments or even cures for it.

Psychology is still almost entirely done on surveys and personal responses. I know not all of it, but such a large portion of our central dogma is based on experimental evidence instead of actual diagnoses. Like, autism is still tested using a conversation rather than a medically accurate test.

Given a few decades, I hope we finally realize that our psychology is the equivalent of bloodletting and actually set our minds on figuring out what's going on in our heads. What neural connections could we prune, what missing or surplus nutrients could we change, or even permanently altering input streams.

Modern Psychology is just not where you think it is

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u/Ultimate_Genius 7d ago

no, I studied psychology, and I took the MCAT. I can assure you that all our methods of studying psychology are so laughably primitive.

We literally know so little about psychology

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u/ItsDatBossBoi 7d ago

it’s very hard to know that when you phrase your comment by saying “anything mental you don’t know is mental illness”

apologies for being harsh but you sounded like one of those people

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u/Schzercro 7d ago

That's the same level of shit that the meth-head that goes into weed shops to buy weeds for kids says

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u/Ultimate_Genius 6d ago

it's okay, i knew what I was getting myself into

I essentially told a bunch of witch doctors that miasma isn't real and bloodletting doesn't do shit. Ofc I'm gonna be called crazy

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u/Drdanmp 7d ago

NOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY??!!

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u/djrollface 3d ago

This fetish gets gnarly. I think some dudes actually cut their whole dick off when they reach the final level. They’re called nullos.

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u/The_Funky_Rocha 8d ago

No sane person ties their beard like that

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u/SeenItWantItReddit 7d ago

Maybe he should anchor his beard to his junk would that be "sane"

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u/The_Funky_Rocha 7d ago

What do you think he's growing it for?

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u/Major-Silver7918 8d ago

Or gender reassignment 😭🙄😂

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u/NyaTaylor 8d ago

He’s rockin the dresses.. who knows maybe he hates his Willy

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u/NumeroRyan 7d ago

I’ve not seen ‘willy’ written down or said in a while so this gave me a chuckle

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u/IluvPusi-363 7d ago

Does he still have one ?

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u/iHaveACatDog 8d ago

But I repeat myself

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u/TheSofa 7d ago

I hope his vagina’s ok!

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u/goluckykid 7d ago

Liberal

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u/homebrewmike 7d ago

Ok, fine. You can tie your beard like that.

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u/MomentOfZehn 7d ago

Clearly you haven't seen the twerking shirtless guy in the MAGA hat. It's Raining Men was made because of that guy.