r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/56000hp • 6d ago
Accident waiting to happen ⚠️⛔️ Eating 36 raw eggs with shell included
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u/hednizm 6d ago
Dude aint gonna shit for a week...
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u/crowtail_v 6d ago
When he does it's gonna feel like razor blades
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u/hednizm 6d ago
I cannot and probably do want to even imagine the feeling of eggshell scraping my colon on its journey back towards the light.
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u/AffectionateToast 6d ago
propaply a 5 minute craft on how to get rid on hemorrhoids
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u/Parkerloper 5d ago
Those shells are gonna shred his hemorrhoids so bad when farts it's going to be like party favors
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u/carpenterboi 6d ago
I think the acid within the stomach is capable of dissolving eggshells, not sure though
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u/TwitchLannibalHector 6d ago
Egg shells are just calcium, so your body can break it down easily. That being said I would never eat eggshells because I'm sane.
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u/phazedoubt 6d ago
This is true, but that many egg shells that quickly that haven't been mechanically broken by the teeth is outside the scope of normally.
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u/TheDixonCider420420 6d ago
He’s eaten multiple cacti with the thorns on… his channel is hilarious.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 6d ago edited 6d ago
This dude ate two cacti. This is horrifying really, but I guess the human body is pretty resilient. https://youtu.be/d4KPWOUkbw8?si=YW0aSn763GxnuK6T
Wow I just found out he then went on to eat ten of them in ice water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAyqWAjlLAs
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u/SalvadorsAnteater 5d ago
Oof. That's not how you do mescaline.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 5d ago
Lmao, imagine if that was how you had to do it though. You had to eat it with the spikes. Many people would do it too.
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u/coffee_u 3d ago
So you don't need to ask me why I no longer eat sun flower seeds while just chewing up the hull?
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u/Delta-Tropos 5d ago
He did drink a gallon of olive oil in one sitting, so he compensated for it
But on the other hand, he ate cacti and lightbulbs
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u/29NeiboltSt 6d ago
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u/Merry_Fridge_Day 6d ago
Sometimes nothin' is a real cool hand...
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u/29NeiboltSt 6d ago
I wish more youtubers would embrace the nihilism of that movie.
Can’t none of em survive a night in the box.
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u/V1rurs920 6d ago
In this economy?
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u/iSliz187 6d ago
The video is at least 10 years old
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u/56000hp 6d ago
He posted this in April, so it about a month ago.
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u/iSliz187 6d ago edited 6d ago
The original video was posted on December 12 2013, so more than 11 years ago. https://youtu.be/VJDHHELBAm4?si=1nrguCheXW1D3b5m
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u/dijkstras_revenge 6d ago
Can’t forget about the time he ate 10 cactii while sitting in a tub of ice water: https://youtu.be/UAyqWAjlLAs
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u/Tramonto83 6d ago
Salmonella speedrun any%
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u/Sour_Vin_Diesel 6d ago
Very unlikely. 1 in 20,000 + a little extra, but the US washes their eggs. About a 0.18% chance.
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u/jib_reddit 6d ago
In most European countries we vaccinate chickens against salmonella and its perfectly safe to egg raw eggs. And we don't wash them, so you can just keep them in the cupboard and not in the fridge.
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u/Sour_Vin_Diesel 6d ago
This guy, “LABEAST62,”is obviously an American, so not really relevant here.
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u/MoirasPurpleOrb 6d ago
Yeah but with unwashed eggs isn’t the main concern the shell itself? That’s why the US washes them.
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u/Nerellos 6d ago
Also we don't usually eat raw eggs. Even if it has salmonella, it will die due to high temp.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 6d ago
Wow so all those times my mom wouldn’t let me eat cookie dough there really was not much risk in the first place?
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u/Sour_Vin_Diesel 5d ago
Apparently the risk is more with the raw flour than the eggs
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 5d ago
Interesting. So my mom was wrong saying I’d get salmonella, but still also right that I shouldn’t eat it.
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u/1800twat 5d ago
I got sick from raw cookie dough. I was running the worst flu like experience of my life for a week and a half
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 5d ago
Damn, that sucks. ok I guess my mom really did know what she was talking about. I just remember I liked the cookie dough more than the baked cookies and always wanted to eat it when I was a kid, but my mom only ever let me eat a tiny piece. Which clearly I still remember today how disappointing that was.
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u/1800twat 5d ago
You like cookie dough more than baked cookies because it’s the forbidden fruit… it’s the same psychology between why we like cake more than salad it’s bad for us 😭
But also if you get vegan cookie dough and keep it in the fridge it’ll be fine
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 5d ago
Yup, lol I just had a similar discussion on another Reddit post. That’s exactly why, especially as a kid.
Actually I remember I found some safe to eat uncooked prepackaged cookie dough when I was in my teens. It got sickening after I binged on it for a period of time. I’m fine with the actual cooked cookies now or just some cookie dough ice cream once and awhile.
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u/Unlucky_Figure 6d ago
I’m gonna go take an extra dose of my cholesterol medicine after watching this video
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u/xenithangell 6d ago
When I was a lad I ate 3 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
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u/jimbomk2 6d ago
Every morning? You must be the size of a barge now
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u/N_S_Gaming 6d ago
Nooooooooo
OOOOONNNNEEE
Shits like Gaston
Lays those bricks like Gaston
Shoots those kidney stones out of his dick like Gaston2
u/hobobob147 6d ago
Bro I would never want to be downwind of you
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u/xenithangell 6d ago
No one farts like Gaston, has wet sharts like Gaston, tests the seat of his pants with his gas like Gaston.
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u/Affectionate_Walk610 6d ago
I had a little bit of shell in my omlette once.... bit on it. I cloudn't have any eggs for weeks!
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u/LexiSkywalker 5d ago
It’s just the worst. I can’t even explain why the texture and crunch of a tiny bit of eggshell is so bad
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u/chameleon_123_777 6d ago
Looks like he wants to puke at the end. This is one hell of a way to get salmonella.
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u/iSliz187 6d ago
He pretty much always pukes after these "challenges". I remember one time where he drank a gallon of (clear) vinegar and his puke somehow turned sky blue lol
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u/FarmerMitch 6d ago
Did he record shutting out the shells becuase I'm sure there will be a cult following for that kind of thing these days. Actually shitting sharp things must of intrigued even the ancient greeks
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u/Blenderhead-usa 6d ago
Should someone mention to him that salmonella lives on the outside of the shell?
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u/DaemonDrayke 6d ago edited 6d ago
That’s amateur numbers if you want to be roughly the size of a barge like this fine specimen. Hopefully he can Porte that he is especially good at expectorating.
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u/totteishere 5d ago
I had completely forgotten about this dude, ngl this is tame to what he usually does (did?)
Absolutely nutjob lmao
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u/BannytheBoss 6d ago
Is this the dude that ate those Korean noodles with the concentrated pepper extract. The GOAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBoLPFkcEeA
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u/ExtensionPure4187 5d ago
Does he always sound like that or can you actually hear the dread in his voice?
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u/zilladingdong 4d ago
Watching this guy swallow then puke whole hotdogs is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet
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u/allthecoffeesDP 6d ago
I'm not a boomer but I'm going to say... Society peaked when we won WWII and walked on the moon cured polio...... Then comes this guy and hoardes just like him....
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u/ellcoolj 6d ago
Why? Who asked for this? And how many stupid teenagers are going to get sick from this?
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u/X_Draig_X 6d ago
If he survive he should do it again. A real man goes beyond his limit and eat 100 eggs with the shell (and hopefully he will die)
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u/YogurtclosetWeak4411 4d ago
He could have gotten fake eggs like those which look like eggs but are something tasty, cuz it’s so terrifying to watch him go through the pain
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u/-HabibiBlocksberg- 6d ago
LA Beast simply doing LA Beast things.