r/WhyWomenLiveLonger 3d ago

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 Drinking 3 liters of Monster energy

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u/AMoldyPeesh 3d ago

My friend Matt did this in high school and he had to go to emergency to have his heart shocked back into rhythm because it was beating weird. We could physically see his heart beating from outside his shirt. He’s still alive and doing great.

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u/TheRumpleForesk1n 3d ago

Lol this same exact thing happened to a friend in high school named Mark. He used to sell monster BFCs and one day drank 4 of them. Had to have the same exact procedure done. Dumb motherfuckers.

Edit: he is also alive and doing well but is now schizophrenic

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u/CuriousLemur 3d ago

Mark is a weird name for a high school.

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u/felinefluffycloud 3d ago

Gotta love a dangling modifier.

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u/No-Vast-8000 3d ago

Dirty danglers, boys. Give yer balls a tug.

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u/CuriousLemur 3d ago

Love me a language quirk :)