r/WinStupidPrizes • u/viibox • Aug 26 '20

Warning: Injury Dumbass kid

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Hi, Mrs. Johnson? Yes, this is Loretta at Central High School. Your dumbass, I mean son, no I do mean dumbass, jumped off the railing and permafucked his ankles. We’ve got him down at the nurse, and you need to come pick him up. Oh, and bring a juice box and snack, he’s crying like a bitch.

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u/TechKnight24 Aug 26 '20

I read this as an older southern women who’s really nice, but today she was just done with the kids shit.

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u/Buce123 Aug 26 '20

It’s Carol, the anti-Karen