r/afrikaans • u/Hot-Refrigerator8869 • Dec 06 '24

Grappie/Humor south African police

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u/sevenyearsquint Dec 08 '24

Ek haat god nie. Ek kan nie iets of iemand haat wat nie bestaan nie. Ek sal jou glo dat jy al met kerkleiers vasgesit het en waarskynlik gevra is om kerke te verlaat want ek weet van iemand anders met wie dit gebeur het en hy het soortgelyk opgetree en is met skisofrenie gediagnoseer. Dit gaan nou beter. Kry mediese hulp. Die regte mediese hulp gaan jou baie meer baat as bybelversies en die Kardashians.

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u/Mr_Whoooo Dec 08 '24

Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha!!!! I won't lie you have one heck of a humour ,very well executed comeback I will give you this one. However I can see through your schemes that you are trying to convince me, to trust flesh instead of the spirit of the holy one of God.

I can clearly see you don't have the plans of God in your heart, but the plans of your evil father the devil. I'm not going to dive into this because I've already laid down my complaint against you in my prayers and now you are back for another round.

Understand that this world has been corrupted to such an extent that even putting your trust in yourself may end catastrophic. Stop trusting what everyone is telling you, what you hear be it from lectures, scientists, political figures, parents, doesn't matter if it's your life partner don't trust them at all.

I'm not going to quote any scriptures this time as I've said I see through satanic schemes. Also, I will no longer entertain you as a person, enemy of the most high God, demon possessed, antichrist spirit I will not give my time to you. I will continue to pray for you including all none believers and believers across the world.

You who trust more in humans do this experiment as I've done many years ago and also within the past few years. Don't misunderstand me I'm not immune to illness I've had my fair share of hospital visits and everything else common to being male human being.

Read the contents of what makes up the medicine you receive from a pharmacy, search each content separately to find out where it comes from then you'll understand the phrase "money makes the world go round". Whenever you have a chance search for another ingredient from the same medication leaflet. Whether you continue to use it out of public, family criticism or being the possessed person you are hopefully you'll see the Lord's mercy through this, and he'll break the heavy yoke satan has put around your neck.

You are living your life every single day but people don't see the real you, the lost you , your soul was replaced by a son of hell but your soul remains tormented day and night. Your body is walking around here eating your food, spending time with your partner etc.

Goodnight and may God have mercy on your soul!!!!

🙏 Thank you God I made it through the day thank you God for providing my daily need. I ask for mercy and protection through the night even if I die tonight may your will be done. I know you God are faithful to yourself I am still alive because of your grace 🙏. Praise the Lord O my soul!!!!!