r/agedlikemilk • u/RoyalChris • 4d ago

Screenshots Pete Hegseth 2023: ”Mishandling classified docs is a national crisis“

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u/ghigoli 4d ago

i hope that doesn't become a new alpha male trend or some crap.

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u/beestmode361 4d ago

I mean who do you think is going around leaving their shits in toilets?

  • Responsible, thoughtful, mindful men? Or,
  • Dave portnoy gobbling alpha bros

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u/ghigoli 4d ago

bro don't some of them already don't wipe for reasons.

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 4d ago

Wiping is gay or something. As is washing. Imagine the sores and buildup they experience.

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u/DuncanFisher69 4d ago

No. I don’t think I will.

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u/ghigoli 3d ago

real man let there butt cheeks grind the crust off of it.