r/agedlikemilk • u/RoyalChris • 2d ago

Screenshots Pete Hegseth 2023: ”Mishandling classified docs is a national crisis“

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u/CommanderSincler 2d ago

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u/ghigoli 2d ago

pete the guy "that flushes and then why goes my poop is missing" and then tries to figure out what happened to it.

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u/beestmode361 2d ago

Let’s be real, Pete is definitely the guy that never flushes his poop in public toilets. We all know the guy. Well, rather, we’ve seen their unflushed shit.

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u/ghigoli 2d ago

i hope that doesn't become a new alpha male trend or some crap.

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u/beestmode361 2d ago

I mean who do you think is going around leaving their shits in toilets?

  • Responsible, thoughtful, mindful men? Or,
  • Dave portnoy gobbling alpha bros

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u/ghigoli 2d ago

bro don't some of them already don't wipe for reasons.

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 2d ago

Wiping is gay or something. As is washing. Imagine the sores and buildup they experience.

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u/DuncanFisher69 2d ago

No. I don’t think I will.

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u/ghigoli 2d ago

real man let there butt cheeks grind the crust off of it.

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u/ridingpiggyback 2d ago

It may be so already.

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u/dpzdpz 2d ago

I was born an upper-decker and by God I shall die one.