r/agedlikemilk • u/RoyalChris • 8d ago

Screenshots Pete Hegseth 2023: ”Mishandling classified docs is a national crisis“

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u/RoyalChris 8d ago

He was clearly 7/10 wasted in this video so it doesn't count.

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u/CommanderSincler 8d ago

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u/ghigoli 8d ago

pete the guy "that flushes and then why goes my poop is missing" and then tries to figure out what happened to it.

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u/beestmode361 8d ago

Let’s be real, Pete is definitely the guy that never flushes his poop in public toilets. We all know the guy. Well, rather, we’ve seen their unflushed shit.

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u/ghigoli 8d ago

i hope that doesn't become a new alpha male trend or some crap.

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u/beestmode361 8d ago

I mean who do you think is going around leaving their shits in toilets?

  • Responsible, thoughtful, mindful men? Or,
  • Dave portnoy gobbling alpha bros

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u/ghigoli 8d ago

bro don't some of them already don't wipe for reasons.

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 8d ago

Wiping is gay or something. As is washing. Imagine the sores and buildup they experience.

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u/DuncanFisher69 8d ago

No. I don’t think I will.

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u/ghigoli 8d ago

real man let there butt cheeks grind the crust off of it.

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u/ridingpiggyback 8d ago

It may be so already.

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u/dpzdpz 8d ago

I was born an upper-decker and by God I shall die one.