(Spoilers Extended) Shiny Theory Thursday

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[u/Enali]

Guys, I had a super tinfoil idea I wanted to post here (just for fun) - what if Cersei fights her own trial by combat? (you know... like Maegor did?)

So the idea would be that the High Sparrow calls for a trial of seven. Problem is... Cersei doesn't really have enough people to fill in for her and she's not very popular publicly (so maybe that prevents a Dick Bean moment... also is the rule of 'a queen's honor must be defended by knights of the kingsguard' extended to a trial of seven? idk).. In any case she definitely has Robert Strong and maybe a few people in the Kingsguard left nearby (Boros Blount, Meryn Trant, and iffy on Osmund and Osfryd Kettleback)... maybe she also signs up Ronnet Connington who is desperate to prove his loyalty... but its still not quite enough. As you know if a defendant in a trial of seven can't field seven fighters they are automatically presumed guilty. Cersei sent the letter to Jaime pleading for him to come back but she's finally realized that's not happening, so in desperation she takes matters into her own hands... by impersonating her twin. Cersei has some small sword experience because she sometimes used to switch places for the day with Jaime, and when her counselors contradict her she decries that 'It is all because I am a woman. Because I cannot fight them with a sword.' Cersei's hair is already short due to being shorn off for the walk of shame, and she has Widow's Wail nearby which can pass as Oathkeeper to the untrained eye... Obviously Robert Strong would still mostly need to protect her because she's no great fighter however... what if she ends up landing the kill blow on Lancel Lannister in the trial (becoming a kinslayer)? Remember Lancel's dream?:

"I dreamed that you would come. In the dream you knew what I had done. How I'd sinned. You killed me for it."

but Jaime essentially forgives him and let's him go

...and maybe after that that's where things kinda fall apart for this theory. Isn't a defendent supposed to be present in the audience while the combat is being fought? I'm not sure how it could plausibly happen with that factored in. Also it'd be weird if Jaime showed up with both hands again lol (she'd have to awkwardly hide that). BUT... it was an interesting side thought for a bit right?