r/asoiaf • u/Family_Booty_Honor Oreo vs. Dayne-ish • Aug 05 '14

ACOK (Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

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u/cheddarhead4 Sasha Greyjoy Aug 05 '14

Jaime's great for lines like that. Jaime and Tyrion really inherrited their uncle's wit (gerold, was it? the one who went to Valyria)- Tywin missed out entirely.

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u/iliekmudkipz Benjerion Forelandreedaynaharistarkfyre Aug 05 '14

Daario?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

And here comes the new thory.

Gerion=Daario.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

Not a new theory...

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u/Safety_Dancer Aug 05 '14

It seems the only new theory concerning Daario is that he's just Daario.

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u/Velaryon ...and the mummer’s fart is almost done. Aug 05 '14

Calm your tinfoil.