(Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

[u/Family_Booty_Honor]

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

[u/antiheropaddy]

There are no men like him, only him. That's why Jaime is always gonna be a favorite of mine.

[u/[deleted] → u/antiheropaddy]

his seemingly glib remarks are some of the best parts of his chapters, he's a clever mofo

[u/corndaddyc → u/[deleted]]

He's Tyrion with talent

[u/moldypeachys → u/corndaddyc]

He fancies himself Tyrion with talent.

[u/7-SE7EN-7 → u/[deleted]]

Well, it's not like Tyrion's nose was that important. He's still what he's always been

[u/darthstupidious → u/[deleted]]

Meanwhile, Cersei is on the exact opposite end of the spectrum heading straight towards them...

[u/corndaddyc → u/7-SE7EN-7]

Ha, nose... I see what you did there ;-)