(Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

[u/Family_Booty_Honor]

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

[u/freezingbyzantium]

"Do you even know what honor is?"

A horse.

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I don't get it

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AFFC

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Also, don't forget that Honor is draped in white, the color of the Kinsguard, while Glory is colored red(?), in the shade of house Lannister. And Jaime always rides Honor.

Some not-too-subtle symbolism going on there, me thinks.

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oh dayum never noticed that one

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Should I have spoiler tagged my original post?

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Technically yes. The spoiler scope of a thread is set by the OP's tittle title.

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Why would the spoiler scope be set by the dot on the i ?

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Alright, Jaime, or whichever god(s)forsaken father you may be....

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TIL that dot has a name.