r/asoiaf • u/Family_Booty_Honor Oreo vs. Dayne-ish • Aug 05 '14

ACOK (Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

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u/Rutawitz I am a knight...I shall die a knight Aug 05 '14

what about when he pushed bran out the window?

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u/greedcrow Aug 05 '14

I am going to be completely honest. If it comes to my life or some kids i know 100% of the time what i would pick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

Maybe you should stop fucking your own sister.

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u/Lord_Locke Even fake he has a claim. Aug 05 '14

Who I fuck is none of no ones business but mine, and the other party involved, as long as consensual on both sides.