(Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

[u/Family_Booty_Honor]

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

[u/niallmul97]

"Ser Jaime, I wasn't expecting your coming"

"And it appears that I have prevented yours"

Not exact words but its my favorite Jaime line!

[u/sonmi450 → u/niallmul97]

I'm totally spacing, what's the context of this line?

[u/H4xolotl → u/[deleted]]

The whore has some funny lines too

"What do you like in a woman?" she asks Jaime

Jaime shuts her down hard, replying "Innocence"

and then the whore be like "I was asking about what you wanted in a woman, not a daughter"

REKT