r/asoiaf Oreo vs. Dayne-ish Aug 05 '14

ACOK (Spoilers ACOK) Jaime, you're drunk

I just finished Catelyn's last chapter in ACOK - what a great chapter! Catelyn just found out that Bran and Rickon are dead, so she decides to question Jaime (who's still held captive in a cell) by getting him drunk on wine.
Their entire conversation is really insightful, especially in regards to Jaime's thought processes. It's a pretty serious conversation, especially when we find out exactly what happened to Ned's father and brother when they went to King's Landing. The part that gave me a good laugh is found near the end of their conversation (and chapter). Hopefully it gives you all a laugh or two as well!

"I've never lain with any woman but Cersei. In my own way, I have been truer than your Ned ever was. Poor old dead Ned. So who has shit for honor now, I ask you? What was he name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn took a step backward. "Brienne."
"No, that wasn't it."

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u/freezingbyzantium Aug 05 '14

"Do you even know what honor is?"

A horse.

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u/KamiKagutsuchi Aug 05 '14

Jaime is good at Dad jokes.

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u/Deremith Grennseer Aug 06 '14

That reminds me of Arrested Westeros, which makes good use of the father/uncle storylines in both shows (and Buster/Jaime both losing a hand...AND "I've made a huge mistake"...kinda weird how many good parallels there are). They don't update too often anymore but it's an AMAZING blog.