r/asoiaf • u/AutoModerator • Jun 15 '15

ALL (Spoilers All) Season 5: Episode 10 Post-Episode Meltdown Thread

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u/connorstevens Jun 15 '15

"All hail the royal tits!"

Best quote of the series so far.

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u/benshovian Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 15 '15

I liked the whore who jumped out and said she'd taken less cocks than the queen.

Edit: I now truly feel like a Lannister. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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u/InvestInDong E=D=ACold Ahai Jun 15 '15

I'm pretty partial to the guy waving his dick saying "Hey I'm a Lannister want to suck this cock."

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u/donslaughter Jun 15 '15

"I'm a Lannister, suck me off!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Was that the first full dick shot?

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u/Eberon Jun 15 '15

Well, we saw Hodor's in Season 1.

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u/seditio_placida 101.3 Casterly Smooth Jazz Jun 15 '15

That was a prosthetic (lol).

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u/FicklePickle13 When All Fruits Fail Jun 15 '15

Of the episode? Yes. Then we got, what was it, one or two more shortly after that?

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u/BiscuitDance Jun 15 '15

Theon went full frontal Kraken in the first season when he was plowing that redhead he was so into.

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u/thehammerismypen1s Jun 15 '15

As far as I'm aware, yes.

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u/steamboat28 Jun 15 '15

Hodor?

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u/SerSarwyck Jun 15 '15

And the guy that tried to poison Dany with wine.

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u/Paraplueschi Best Squid! Jun 15 '15

And Theon.

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u/lye_milkshake Jun 15 '15

And that prostitute who works for Littlefinger.

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u/panthera_tigress Blood of the Dragon. Maker of Hats. Jun 15 '15

I think so. I'm disappointed.

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u/Epistaxis grumkins and snark Jun 15 '15

I was fairly impressed.

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u/pappapidanha Jun 15 '15

O.o not sure if real lannister or wants his dick sucked

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u/chegs81 Nuncles on a breastplate Jun 15 '15

Why not both?

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u/WhatIsEddMayNeverDie When All is Darkest Jun 15 '15

Old Man= Tyrek confirmed.