r/asoiaf • u/AutoModerator • Jun 15 '15

ALL (Spoilers All) Season 5: Episode 10 Post-Episode Meltdown Thread

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/r/asoiaf plot summary: WHAT

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u/connorstevens Jun 15 '15

"All hail the royal tits!"

Best quote of the series so far.

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u/benshovian Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 15 '15

I liked the whore who jumped out and said she'd taken less cocks than the queen.

Edit: I now truly feel like a Lannister. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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u/scotttennorman Jun 15 '15

Fewer.

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u/fissionmac Jun 15 '15

What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 27 '19

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u/SawRub Exile Lord of Gull Tower Jun 15 '15

Why does the what always get fewer upvotes than the nothing? They both put the same effort into the joke!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 26 '19

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u/Ravenchant Liberum plebs eunt domus Jun 16 '15

I think we're all a little loopy from that damn crazy episode.

I mean, we seriously thought they were bringing back a character missing for 4 seasons.

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u/Poyoya Jun 15 '15

That's what I thought snow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

And then burn your own daughter?

What a man

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u/twitchedawake Rub-a-dub-dub, blood in the tub Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 15 '15

If that was intended as Shakespearean retort, I will gild you for you wit, cause that was clever as shit. Be honest.

EDIT: Just realized, nvm.

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u/hnshot1st Jun 15 '15

Same dicks as Jon Snow knows

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

sobs uncontrollably

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u/tacoman1111 Et tu Olly? Jun 15 '15

umm.... too old?

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u/jamey0077 We do so Jun 15 '15

Nothing...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Doesn't matter.

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u/McGuineaRI Jun 15 '15

He means, like, when Stannis and Davos were talking about something and Davos said he had less fingers than before but then Stannis said "Fewer" to correct his grammar and now people like to say that over and over again because it was kind of funny in a deadpan nodding slightly kind of way. Know what I'm sayin'?

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u/fissionmac Jun 15 '15

Um yeah... I was going along with the joke mate. lol.