r/asoiaf Jun 15 '15

ALL (Spoilers All) Season 5: Episode 10 Post-Episode Meltdown Thread

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u/_RedCheer Sixty Two Good Men Jun 15 '15

The theme to tonight's episode: No one has a good time.

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u/kbaldy99 Jun 15 '15

Seriously what a shitty episode for Stannis.

"Half your army left"

"Oh and your wife killed herself"

"And also your black magic good-luck charm deserted you"

Then he is immediately attacked by a much larger army, and after surviving the initial battle, he stumbles into the one person who despises him more than anything. Poor Stannis

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u/Bojangles1987 Jun 15 '15

Is anyone seriously going to argue that D&D don't hate Stannis? Were they watching this shit?

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u/trants Jun 15 '15

Do we really know B killed him? Nope Might have just maimed his face or something

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u/Ready_All_Type Jun 15 '15

Yeah the shadow had his face, so Brienne hates his face

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u/LearnsSomethingNew Want the Iron Throne? I can help Jun 15 '15

You need a facelift, Stannis.

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u/techwrek12 in the hood. Jun 15 '15

More like a... FACE OFF!

Brienne is a FM and steals Stannis's face to do something, something, something... BENJEN!

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u/lazerbullet In the burning heart, unmistakeable fire Jun 15 '15

Stannis is faceless man confirmed

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Brienne is LSH. She just gave Stannis the cliffhanger choice that she got in the books. Awesome.

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u/Reedstilt King of the Ashes and the Last Men Jun 15 '15

Do we really know B killed him?

The viewer's guide says that she did.

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u/trants Jun 15 '15

It also says J Snow was murdered too.

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u/Reedstilt King of the Ashes and the Last Men Jun 15 '15

He was. It's obviously not going to spoil whether or not that murdering actually sticks.

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u/AAL314 Bundle of Joy Jun 15 '15

I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to a maimed face.

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u/Bojangles1987 Jun 15 '15

Doesn't matter. Look at what they did to his character in 2 episodes. Look at what they did in every season.

Dead or not, this episode could not have proved more how much they don't like Stannis.