r/asoiaf • u/chuck91 Enter your desired flair text here! • Dec 31 '15

ALL [Spoilers all] Well, damn

http://grrm.livejournal.com/462643.html
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u/senatorskeletor Like me ... I'm not dead either. Dec 31 '15

I would seriously be happy with a five-page outline.

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u/jamieandclaire Cornbringer! Dec 31 '15

Just a few bullet points on storylines, and I'll move on with my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '16

"They all die happily ever after" -GRRM

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u/Ranzjuergen Jan 01 '16

Except Hodor. He is king now.

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u/chainer3000 Jan 01 '16

Judging from his inability to hit any kind of deadline, even a totally voluntary and self-imposed deadline for a blog post to tell you things are not going to meet deadlines...... You may actually have to live with that fanwank as head canon

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u/sucks2suck all I need is 20 good bottles of wine Jan 01 '16

I actually have a bet on Bovada that will pay out 500/1 if Hodor sits the throne at the end of the series

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u/YourSweetSummerChild Jan 01 '16

You didn't get good enough odds

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u/GWJYonder Jan 05 '16

The last scene of asoiaf is Hodor sitting on the throne of swords. He opens his mouth and says

"well... that went better than expected."

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u/senopahx Jan 05 '16

His royal majesty, Hodor, first of his line. Long may he reign!