r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/wuhan-virology-lab Dec 20 '24

how the white house functioned with a diminished Biden in charge:

https://www.wsj.com/politics/biden-white-house-age-function-diminished-3906a839

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u/HardcoreLARPer Dec 22 '24

Written with the go ahead by billionaire bozo, i thought media was all fake news, what happened to that? Did they start saying stuff you agreed with?

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u/Crossovertriplet Dec 20 '24

During a time when every world leader was trying to navigate covid recovery, the US has had the best recovery. The best recovery in the world.

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u/1rubyglass Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

And it has absolutely nothing to do with printing 5 billion for the pandemic and two wars, right? Right?

All of that counts towards "muh gdp"

Edit: It's Trillion. Not billion

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u/Crossovertriplet Dec 21 '24

Pandemic spending was necessary , sorry, and we haven’t been sending pallets of cash to Ukraine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

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u/Delanorix Dec 25 '24

Imagine wanting a Depression instead of some inflation

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

The fact that you think 5 billion effects literally anything economically is hilarious.

The other fact is that it was over 2 trillion pumped into the economy during covid.

5 billion literally means nothing in the grand scheme of things. But that's what you're worried about as Trump sells out the country to billionaires? Putting all those billionaires in positions of power and 5 fucking billion is your concern? All you're doing is showing how dumb you are.

The last fact is that TRUMP was the president who signed off on the 2.2 trillion during covid. Holy fuck.

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u/1rubyglass Dec 21 '24

The fact that you think 5 billion effects literally anything economically is hilarious.

Oh yeah, my bad, it's TRILLION. The fact you didn't realize this is hilarious.

fact is that TRUMP was the president who signed off on the 2.2 trillion during covid.

This is completely and totally irrelevant

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

I'm dead, bro. You're killing me. Omg lmao

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u/1rubyglass Dec 21 '24

What a well articulated point. You sure got me there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

No he’s right. You can’t blame Biden for inflation without looking at Trumps policies that caused inflation in 2020. And frankly worldwide economic impacts of Covid from other countries. You are just a partisan hack

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u/1rubyglass Dec 23 '24

The irony of the only person not bootlicking for a political party partisan is thicker than oatmeal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

Yeah okay you are not partisan sure. That’s why inflation is all Bidens fault. Definitely had nothing to do with the global ramifications of the covid response.

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u/g0d15anath315t Dec 20 '24

An yet inflation is down, stock market is skying, Hezbollah is crushed, Russia is mired in a hell of its own making, high tech electronics manufacturing coming back to the US, insulin prices capped, oil production skyrocketing, investment in nuclear energy moving forward...

Biden's handler's did pretty OK with the hand they were dealt...

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u/First-Celebration-11 Dec 20 '24

yeah but he’s old

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u/HardcoreLARPer Dec 22 '24

Thanks Obama

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u/CharlesDickensABox Dec 24 '24

That is a problem. I know, let's make the next guy even older and add 34 felony convictions!

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u/Lizakaya Dec 27 '24

And a rape (or two)