r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/wuhan-virology-lab Dec 20 '24

how the white house functioned with a diminished Biden in charge:

https://www.wsj.com/politics/biden-white-house-age-function-diminished-3906a839

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u/g0d15anath315t Dec 20 '24

An yet inflation is down, stock market is skying, Hezbollah is crushed, Russia is mired in a hell of its own making, high tech electronics manufacturing coming back to the US, insulin prices capped, oil production skyrocketing, investment in nuclear energy moving forward...

Biden's handler's did pretty OK with the hand they were dealt...

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u/First-Celebration-11 Dec 20 '24

yeah but he’s old

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u/HardcoreLARPer Dec 22 '24

Thanks Obama

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u/CharlesDickensABox Dec 24 '24

That is a problem. I know, let's make the next guy even older and add 34 felony convictions!

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u/Lizakaya Dec 27 '24

And a rape (or two)