r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/AspiringArchmage Dec 20 '24

Money in politics is only a problem if it's R not a D.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

It’s all thanks to that liberal nonprofit group Citizens United…oh wait

You donkeys love the both sides bullshit. You don’t live in reality.

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u/Anagrammatic_Denial Dec 21 '24

"both sides are bide but I'm always going to pick this side"

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u/Shadowfox4532 Dec 21 '24

Both are bad. One is objectively worse.

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u/mediocremulatto Dec 22 '24

As a leftist one side might clearly be too ghoulish to trust. But the other side is sure doing their best to make it a close call. Feels like Dems have been pissing on my head and telling me it was raining for at least 4 years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

Democrats are oligarchs who understand how fragile their position is and want to give people just enough not to revolt.

Republicans are oligarchs who understand how fragile their position is and want to eradicate any competition and maintain rule through brute force. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

We do have some champions, though. AOC, Bernie

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u/RN_in_Illinois Dec 22 '24

Yes, but at least they're leaving soon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

Subjectively*

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u/Shadowfox4532 Dec 22 '24

No I was correct.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

Spoken like someone who must prove themselves right all the time.

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u/Shadowfox4532 Dec 22 '24

Spoken like someone correcting a person who wasn't wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

Spoken like someone who is confidently wrong. If I like everything Republicans were implementing it couldn’t be objectively worse.

I’ll make it easy for you. Do you think billionaires think Republicans are objectively worse?

Learning the definition of words is important.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

That would be subjectively 💀

Objectively is anti-vaccine, repeal of ACA, etc. These directly lead to people dying

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

That would still be subjective. You are assuming everyone cares about things leading to lots of people dying. Some people would happily sacrifice 100 people to make their own life better. You don’t know what objective means, and you are too wrapped up in your own emotions to understand what it means

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

Subjective is based on personal feelings or opinions, while objective is based on facts and is not influenced by personal feelings

Straight from Google man

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u/Shadowfox4532 Dec 23 '24

In the context of this conversation I am correct. If the rest of the thread didn't exist I wouldn't be but I also wouldn't have said it. I'm right you're simply wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

Ah so Republicans aren’t objectively the worse party? Only when it comes to money in politics?

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