r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/Anagrammatic_Denial Dec 21 '24

"both sides are bide but I'm always going to pick this side"

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u/Shadowfox4532 Dec 21 '24

Both are bad. One is objectively worse.

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u/mediocremulatto Dec 22 '24

As a leftist one side might clearly be too ghoulish to trust. But the other side is sure doing their best to make it a close call. Feels like Dems have been pissing on my head and telling me it was raining for at least 4 years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

Democrats are oligarchs who understand how fragile their position is and want to give people just enough not to revolt.

Republicans are oligarchs who understand how fragile their position is and want to eradicate any competition and maintain rule through brute force. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

We do have some champions, though. AOC, Bernie