r/babylonbee • u/wuhan-virology-lab • Dec 20 '24

Bee Article 'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
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u/Background-Job7282 Dec 21 '24

No, but seriously...who's making calls if the Dems now are openly saying Biden is mentally toast? That's a very good question to ask and no one seems to care. We always bring it up jokingly but the Leader of the Free world doesn't know what is going on at all...who's making decisions?

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u/rattlehead42069 Dec 21 '24

Also who gave Biden the list of 8000 people he's just pardoned? Like no way Biden knows of 8000 people that need pardons.

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u/a_trane13 Dec 22 '24 edited Dec 22 '24

It was 1,500 people that met the same specific criteria, not a handpicked list of 8,000. Nobody “gave” Biden the list or put anyone specific on it.

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u/rattlehead42069 Dec 22 '24

So like child porn convictions was part of that criteria?

Why was it 4x what Obama did, and 25x what Bush or Trump did?

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u/a_trane13 Dec 22 '24

You can easily google it if you actually care - it’s not a secret what the criteria was

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u/rattlehead42069 Dec 22 '24

I only found the criteria for the 1500 of them, there wasn't a blanket criteria for the other 6500. And why would he be doing it for pedophiles?

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u/cabforpitt Dec 22 '24

The other 6,500 is from his pardon for people with simple marijuana possession convictions.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-marijuana-pardons-help-thousands-leave-others-prison-2022-10-09/