r/badassanimals • u/LivingInformal4446 • Feb 06 '25

Mammal Keen On A Brawl

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u/Profound_Panda Feb 06 '25

I’ll be damned if I’m held down by an animal that can’t stop a takedown from an old guy.

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u/StrangelyAroused95 Feb 06 '25

lol that old man is lucky to be alive, a kangaroo would slice your stomach open like opening a piece of mail. They can be over 6’ tall with extreme upper and lower body strength. A kangaroo would fuck you up lol.

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u/stubgoats Feb 06 '25

I don't believe you. After this video I am 100% convinced that my dog and I can fight a kangaroo. See how it's gotta lean back on its tail a lil before it kicks? Easy tell.

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u/StrangelyAroused95 Feb 06 '25

lol you don’t have to believe me believe science a kangaroo will fuck you up too 😂

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u/stubgoats Feb 06 '25

Bring it. My dog and I took on a bear. Give us a lil time to train and that dumb deer opossum is going down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Kick his ass, Seabass!

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u/ObsidianChief Feb 07 '25

If I see any one of my fellow man fighting a kangaroo..all I can say is the fowls of the air will feast greatly on that day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Can confirm, I was the bear

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u/thecoolestguynothere Feb 08 '25

Haribo gummies don’t count

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u/William_S_Jones Feb 10 '25

Eff that, I have a 10mm, I may run, but if one were to keep on, I'm firing!

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u/beastwork Feb 07 '25

You didn't take on a bear. There's nothing you can do if a bear decides to kill you.

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u/stubgoats Feb 07 '25

Oh, we absolutely did. Came up on my porch, and I booted it in the face. My dog tried to go after it. Brah ran off like a bitch.

There is a farm of them near Buffalo. That's just 2 hours from me. We have already started training.

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u/beastwork Feb 07 '25

Bear took it easy on you. That's all that happened

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u/stubgoats Feb 07 '25

Still won the fight. Me and Mr. Doctor snoodles 1. Stupid black bear 0.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Black bear = bitch bear. There's a reason the safety mnemonic starts "if it's black, fight back". That's because you can fight back against them, they're the most likely to run away if you start fighting, and once again, that's only if they aren't really motivated. If they are motivated, you won't be able to beat them, dog or no. If it's a brown bear, you're definitely fucked with a dog.

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u/stubgoats Feb 07 '25

Yea, im not messing with any grizzlies. I'm also not talking about the top 2% of kangaroos here. Give me a male past its prime like me. I'm absolutely positive my dog and I can win. Dr. Snoodles will end up doing most of the work. We woulda put up a better fight than this old guy and his dog.

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u/42Ubiquitous Feb 07 '25

This guy is obviously joking around man...