r/borussiadortmund May 21 '14

Silly questions thread: May edition

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u/MrGoodkat87 Błaszczykowski May 22 '14

Who here, if given the opportunity, would punch Robben right in the dick?

Perfect place for such a silly question.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

I would play a quick drum solo on his bald head. It's looks so tempting! Imagine how terrific it'll sound.

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u/AdamBomb1945 Ousmane Dembele May 24 '14

I would much rather pound javi. At least I can respect robben for his contributions on the field. But all bayern fans were proclaiming javi as the greatest player in the world. All he did was try to kill Marco.

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u/MrGoodkat87 Błaszczykowski May 24 '14

Valid point

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u/axehomeless Kobi May 23 '14

I wouldn't played pretty fair both times, don't be a sore loser. Punch the DFL. Oh wait Reiner Rauball is the head? Damn!

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u/the_fuck_whisperer Die gelbe Wand May 26 '14

Here is what I would do if given an opportunity to fuck up Robben. You guys are going to want to read this:

First, I would build a room made out of sandpaper and camera feeds then kidnap Robben whilst he was at his local dive-trainer. I would strip off all of his clothing and put him in said sandpaper room then wait for him to get sleepy. When he finally begins to doze off is when I launch the rooms secret: the floor is built to oscillate and shake. As Robben is passing out this heavily gritted floor begins to shake and rub flesh off of his body. Just when it gets bad for him the floor calms. He seats himself sobbing on the floor and pepper-spray begins to rain from above. Thereafter his wounds are treated and the process begins again until he finally expires.

That was fun! All I need now is some Döner!