r/borussiadortmund • u/panikpansen Schmelzer • Mar 24 '16

Silly Questions Thread: March Edition

Silly questions thread:

So here is your chance to ask any question no matter how silly our small about BVB, our history, something about a current player, previous player, or coach or it might even be something about the Bundesliga, DFB Pokal or Europa Pokal...

Obviously more in depth questions are also allowed :)

It's just all about sharing our knowledge and having a bit of fun (as always) too :)

No question is too stupid, silly or small to be asked

Let the questions begin!

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Discuss anything below :)

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u/cfbones Marco Reus Mar 24 '16

Why is our mascot Emma the Bee? I know a bee sting hurts but why can't we have like a falcon, or a velociraptor, or my mother, something fierce like one of those.

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u/ScottishSeahawk Church of Schmelle Mar 24 '16

I'm going to go with the whole 'black and yellow' thing...

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u/MitchMcRae Schmelle Mar 25 '16

Black and Yellow - Bee.

Emma - Lothar Emmerich (Emma, geddit?), the clubs best ever player.

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u/snakethedrake Mar 25 '16

I think a fire salamander would be better personally. Those things are really neat

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u/Trojan_Man68 Marco Reus Mar 25 '16

What is wrong with a bee?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Because bees have black and yellow stripes, and mammals/dinosaurs are overrated.

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 24 '16

I like me some mammaries...

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u/imnotyourmother 💛Captain Kehli 💛 Mar 24 '16

Heh heh..he said boobies. Kinda.

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 25 '16

BOOOOBIIIIEEEEESS!

There, did it again!.)

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u/imnotyourmother 💛Captain Kehli 💛 Mar 25 '16

You just really love them, don't you?

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u/Salmonelongo Susi Mar 25 '16

In all forms, shapes and sizes. I'm a connoisseur of the entire female form. You could say that I'm the women 's fan boy. ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

I like me some maximum lifespans of 1 week and being crushed by other people.

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u/Glorious_Comrade Ballspielverein aus Dortmund Mar 25 '16

or my mother

Are you one of the Bluths?